failed guntuber

I am the great pumpkin king

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

A Microsoft worker has quit and sent a mass email detailing Microsoft's complicity in surveillance tech Israel uses to hunt Palestinians

https://t.co/8LX7Rz7yEq

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

how i'm going to be moving when i join the pope's fedaykin death squad during the datacenter jihad of 2029:

[Rocky @viperwave]

Waiter! Waiter! More UE5 Slop!

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Liza answer my DM. You need dis collab to boost yo followers!

[steak @communicat1022]

Found a pocket pussy in my son’s room with a paper taped to the shaft and on it was a grayscale clipart of a leprechaun with a block of text reading “My tight little pot.. it is bursting with gold! Please, insert your shamrock…🍀😘” in double spaced Calibri with medium kerning

[failed guntuber @KissingerNut]

Shakespeare if he edged: to cum or not to cum

[Tamer Nahed @Tamer_Alnoaizy]

One of the most horrific scenes in human history has been leaked.

When Israel forced thousands in Gaza to run after a loaf of bread under gunfire.

A moment the world should never forget.

[eli @elischoop]

went to the ishowspeed wiki and HOLY

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[failed guntuber @KissingerNut]

@ribcageteeth nobody wants to be a stage gaffer anymore because of woke

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian.

He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

[ROBYNA 👽 @socoolrobyna]

The shining if jack Torrance was on edtwt:

[failed guntuber @KissingerNut]

@ribcageteeth

[corb @awshuqs]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

class of 2020: we didn't even have a graduation

girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn't even hurt

guy wearing shorts in winter: i'm not even cold right now

awkwafina: what is you talmbout

gurt: yo

[barry with the NED @bonzerbarry]

Newly released bodycam footage starts with the agent hitting record and then saying “camera’s on” before you can clearly see Exum swerve the vehicle into Martinez. The agent recording then says “we have been struck” before Exum opens fire for the attempted assassination.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

"Bad shot"..... It goes in. Unreal.

[Too $hort @sonofsomali]

Insha Allah we shall save this great nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 from all the evil shit

[failed guntuber @KissingerNut]

@naviaromantics @NANAOSAKIZZ