Kissy Monster

Man on a mission in two or three editions. I follow back, up to a point.

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Three years ago today my pup came to live with me!

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Who called it a bogey and not bye bye birdie.

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I've got blisters on my fingers! - Ringo/Shohej Ohtani
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"This one is trout of here!" ~ home run call for Mike Trout

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I'm not the Golden Bachelor, I'm more like the Bitcoin Bachelor: no one knows my value.

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Too tired to talk, too tired to end the war --Riptides, Death Cab for Cutie

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Dogs go to Heaven because their souls embark.

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Our love was written in the scars.

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Rob Portman and Krysten Sinema impress me as models of senatorial intelligence and civility. Naturally, both are retired from the Senate.

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No grunts, no glory ~ tennis

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Bill Maher mocking Spencetr rPratt: "Oh oo-joo my house burned down." That's apretty good reado to ro boo-hoo.

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Your boring secret is safe with me.

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Tennis commentator after a disputed all by a line judge: 'This is my problem with human beings...'

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My mother was always kind to proselytizers. Once, a group of ehovah's Witnesses came to the door and they could 't get rid of her.

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Compiling a strategic reserve of Arby's Horsey sauce.

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Wish you could call in sick to a doctor's appointment.

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My brother confessed that years ago when visiting California, he took my late dog on a walk to the hamburger stand without telling me. This makes me intensely happy.

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Business to Jimi Hendri: We appreciate your feedback.

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Urologists get to the bottom of things.

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In hindsight, give her a pass on Corey Lewandowski.

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Gordon Ramsay's son asked a contestant if she had a boyfriend. They always have a boyfriend if they're not interested, kid.