“hi i know you’re closing in 1 minute and you’re obviously stressed that i came in at this time and you’ve already cleaned everything including the espresso machine but could you please make me an xl really complicated latte oh and pls don’t get any of ur detergent near it” :-///
Picture this: You're at a Shell on I-65, you just won a hundred bucks on a scratch off ticket & bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it. You were caller number five on a radio station & won a 4-day, three-night, beach vacation deep sea, senorita, fishing down in Panama