Kit Derrick

Author and contentendly grumpy old man. Occasionally amusing, though rarely on purpose. Easily distracted by squirrels. Bawdy rapscallion. Scamp.

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

How to improve your life*:

1) Imagine this is a really witty/informative post and smile
2) Buy/read one of my books
3) Stop doomscrolling

https://t.co/lx9YqNQ9An

* Not guaranteed to actually improve your life

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Reading bench of the day

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

@Olivialocks

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

I remember when people bought my books. Ah, happy distant memories...

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Reading bench of the day

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Marketing professionals and bots. If you genuinely think my books are so amazing they have to be reviewed and promoted widely, then thank you and please feel free. No need to e-mail or message me first. But no, you can't have any money.

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Just got a lovely bot scam e-mail from someone called rebecca p joyce. The usual AI reading of course but it was really good and made me feel all warm and fuzzy. I know she hasn't just bought it though, as I haven't sold any of that title for a year 😂

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Not too bad for a sunday reading spot!

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Really enjoying Lev Grossman's The Bright Sword (his take on the Arthurian legend), though its a bit odd to make a story point about one of the characters being a Muslim when the book is set about 200 years too early for that🤨

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Shenanigans... Best word ever?

[Morton R Leader @LeaderMorton]

#ShamelessSelfpromoTuesday #amreading #books

Haven’t sold a book in months so here goes Looking for an easy holiday read why not check out my offerings.

SibWins
Snakes and ladders
History is a lie
The liar the bitch and the Warmonger
The wedding sinner
+ 4 more

On kindle

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Reading bench view of the day

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Lovely new review for Lorelei 😃https://t.co/5BG78cYkPn

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

@VickyBall3 @LeaderMorton @Carolinerebisz 'something suspicious was nearby, and the killer wanted the body to be found.' ... Lorelei 😃

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

🛁 "Not all superheroes wear capes. Some sit in the bath, pixelated and ranting about life."
Dive into Man in the Bath—a witty, irreverent, and completely original story of viral fame, internet musings, and everything in between.
Start the journey here: https://t.co/nJl3IgTWNM

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

🚗 A mysterious girl.
🌊 A windswept beach.
🖋 A man haunted by his past.
What happens when you search for hope in the ruins of your memories? Find out in Hope is a Six Letter Word.
Start the journey today: https://t.co/iYiYxTM3Le

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

📖 What happens when life’s soundtrack turns bittersweet? Hush is a poignant tale of love, self-discovery, and rock 'n’ roll, set in the heart of Wales. 🎶❤️
Get it here: https://t.co/6C0X5n1stu
#llangollen #LiteraryFiction

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Sometimes a plain digestive dunked in a cup of hot tea is all you need.

You can take this as a profound comment on human longing, self-awareness, and wellbeing, or equally just intuit that I'm a fan of biscuits.

Either way works.

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

Currently reading Beggars Would Ride by Emma Morgan. Its an absolutely wonderful love story set in Liverpool https://t.co/HcIJktczGQ

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

🎉📱 Remember the thrill of your first text?
tEXt me: A Brief Encounter with a Nokia 3310 dives into the messy, thrilling, and oh-so-relatable world of early 2000s texting—and what happens when your past sends you a message. 👀💔
Get it now 👉 https://t.co/Etkps0UeET

[Kit Derrick @KitDerrick1]

📖 Do you…
Overthink in the bath?
Argue with strangers online?
Love clever, hilarious novels?
Then Man in the Bath is for you. 🛁Dive into David’s world today: https://t.co/nJl3IgTWNM