Kit Kaper

We hoped to find our baby kit with the help of the online community AND IT WORKED. Raising the kit now.

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Melatonin on board. Read 3 chapters of Harry Potter. Child is still awake. Mondays are sooooo hard.

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The kit likes to "take some exercise." I did not realize this phrase was still in use?

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@LanieLou57

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The Kit informs me that today is Package Day. 🤣☘️

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The kit watching a video with a song about bums.
Me: "Where's your bum?"
K: "I don't have a bum, I have a booty!"

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"I don't want to get older. I wanna get big."

[Sergio Olmos @MrOlmos]

Federal officers tackle, hit with batons, tear gas, and use impact munitions on protestors

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@hardlygracie 60-80 is normal

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@LanieLou57 A business is required to accommodate you. But they are NOT required to let you enter.

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Gotta love it when the 4yo whines about wanting to play outside while * checks notes* playing outside

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Dad?

Me: Yeah?

7: What if Baby Yoda isn't an only child?

Me: *cancels all my plans for the afternoon*

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The kit put my slippers on for me. I'm either Cinderella or in the market for a monocle.

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Hey @disneyplus - Why is it that when I search on "101 Dalamatians" I get results for every movie BUT the original? Somethin is wrong with your search function.

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"Siri, Facetime @BlippiOfficial!"
🤣🤣

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Twitter thinks Hawaiian rolls are questionable content.

[Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler]

Have you ever been so tired you let your kid stay up because the thought of the bedtime routine is too exhausting but then you can’t go to bed because you let your kid stay up because the thought of the bedtime routine is too exhausting but then...

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@LanieLou57 And that's exactly what my state voted to do. But we cannot do it unless the feds say we can.

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So...@blippi live will not actually have the real/original Blippi in it? Pass. Not that it's currently scheduled anywhere on the west coast anyway.

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@LanieLou57 OMG they have helicopters too! That's her true love!

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The kit thinks the airplane button on my phone is gonna make it fly. #airplaneobsessed

[Kit Kaper @KitKaper]

@LanieLou57 I will definitely check this out! Thanks!