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[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Geukia huyo fan wa arsenal mwambie "injili bado inaeDembele"

[Blvck Spid€r 🕷 @jafarzonEk0]

Ukiwa mdogo ulitaka freedom… sasa freedom inataka rent 😭😂

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Hate watch successfully accomplished 😂😂😂.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose another final?

[𝐄𝐉 @Cityzen_Jnr]

“Champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that”

[TheEnzoLad (World Cup Era) @TheEnzoLad]

Chelsea admin once Gabriel missed

[Raws @Raws_LFC]

- Arsenal bottled a final
- Slot was sacked
- Arsenal still have never won the UCL

Best Saturday in a long time 😭❤️

[Owacali @Owacali]

Kuna msee aliuza pena juu alipura😂😂😂

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Bado tutaendelea kuwaambia waweke UCL kwa meza mamaeee

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal are the first team to go unbeaten in the champions league and still not win it

[☔ @Whotfismick]

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Geukia jirani umwambie "Lazima injili ieDémbelé"

[Ramal @Skreamzzy7]

9 year old me nikiona 'Enter PUK' kwa simu ya mathe

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

*Names of footballers starting with K*

My girlfriend: “Kaka”

Me: “Kantona”

Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?”

I caught that bastard

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

These mfs weren’t joking

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Alyssa Thompson's first WSL goal is a 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 at the Emirates 🫢🇺🇸

(via @BarclaysWSL)