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Marketing Aficionado | Branding Strategist | Graphics Designer

[Gabriel Buule @GabrielBuule]

Eheee.. Owekitiibwa @MathiasMpuuga akooye ejoogo😂

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

"Congratulate Arsenal or go to jail"

Me:

[Alexander McKenzie @mr_got_it_on]

Tchouaméni next season at Carrington telling his united teammates how he beat Valverde

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

[Dr. Sserunjogi Emma @DrSerunjogiEmma]

I don't actually know why most Ugandans want to do farming which requires license to sell to any country? If you're doing it for food, it's fine but if you want to get out of poverty, you need true scalability.

Tech business, in one night, without a license, you can have user in any country.
To sell rice in Kenya, you need a permit and even if you have a permit to sell in Kenya, you need another to sell in USA, that's if government mafias don't gatekeep who sells.

With tech, most products can be launched today, right now and your first paying user is in Canada or even UK.

We need to go full on tech.

[Daniel Abaasa @abaasadaniel]

All nursery school going children set to receive 4.5bn to start their Sacco.

[Ku Nasser 🇹🇿 @IamHaxx]

Bournemouth have never lost their first football game after an international break since 1923.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Visitor opening our fridge without sandals

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Me soon after my boss approves my sick leave

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"Your death is more certain than your marriage, so instead of looking for your soulmate start working on your soul, mate"

[Introvert @Introvert_hu_ji]

She's surviving a horror movie for sure 😂

[Anthony Natif @TonyNatif]

Uganda can really embarrass you in ways small and big.

This boat equivalent of a jalopy is what the Chief Justice, Principle Judge etc went to launch. Spent millions!

Go to any major landing site on Lake Victoria and you’ll find a dude selling one of these for a pittance.

[•NØNI• @Revnickk]

And yet people say the Ugandan accent doesnt exist🔥

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

You know it was a bad day at work when you get home and your phone battery is still at 95%

[here’s something @ive_arc]

I would've given him 5/5 honestly.

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

Haha 🤣, sometimes the smartest way is not the one you actually need.