KitchenNinja

Don't post a lot. Probably followed by bots.

[Sincero - Mente · Ventas · Dinero @Sincero_Dinero]

USUARIOS DE ANDROID, ¡LEAN ESTO!

Tu teléfono dice: “Almacenamiento lleno”.
Entonces borras fotos. Borras vídeos. Desinstalas aplicaciones. Y, aun así, el espacio libre apenas aumenta.

Eso ocurre porque los verdaderos culpables no suelen ser tus fotos ni tus aplicaciones, sino toda la basura oculta que Android almacena silenciosamente en segundo plano.

Ayer limpié mi teléfono y recuperé 35 GB sin borrar ni una sola foto, vídeo, aplicación o chat que realmente uso.

Así es exactamente como lo hice:

👇👇

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

one of the most broken combos in pokemon history.

back in 1996, pokemon red and green introduced two moves that created a crazy combo. toxic would poison a pokemon and deal more damage every turn, while leech seed drained a flat 1/16 of the opponent’s hp each turn.

in gen 1’s code, toxic and leech seed shared the exact same damage counter in the game’s memory. so when you hit a pokemon with toxic first and then use leech seed, the game treated leech seed’s drain like it was toxic damage too.

that meant instead of draining a steady 1/16 per turn, leech seed’s damage started escalating every single turn right alongside toxic. and because both moves were reading and increasing the same counter, the damage stacked on itself.

by around turn four or five, the combined drain was so massive that almost no pokemon could survive it. grass type pokemon like venusaur and victreebel could learn both moves and since grass types are immune to leech seed, nobody could use the trick against them.

this broken combo wasn’t patched for years. it stayed in red, blue, yellow, and even carried over into pokémon stadium. gamefreak fix it at generation 2 in 1999.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

ADHD women don’t say “I love you.” They just aggressive-love you in 4 specific, chaotic ways:

1. Penguin Pebbling
Sending you 45 TikToks, memes, and random screenshots at 3 AM with zero context. It means: “This gave me dopamine, please consume it.”

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I'm a neurodivergent health research advisor with a PhD.

Here are 14 life-changing ND accommodations that are stupid-simple but way too underused:

1. Listen to fast music during tasks you want to finish quickly (shopping, cleaning, getting ready, walking to the gym). Your body follows rhythm faster than your mind follows intention.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The question is, why hasn’t this happened yet?

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

Congressional Reform Act of 2026!

1. No Tenure / No Pension. A member of Congress collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when out of office. No more perks follow them.

2. Congress (past, present, and future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. These funds may not be used for any other purpose.

3. Congress must purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise at the same rate as the COLA for monthly Social Security recipients, minus 1% if there is a budget deficit.

5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system (Medicare) as the American people.

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people (i.e., NO MORE INSIDER TRADING!!!).

7. All contracts with past and present members of Congress are void. The American people did not make these contracts with Congress. Congress made them by and for themselves.

Serving in Congress is an honor and privilege, NOT a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators who serve their term(s), then go home and return to work, not receive all kinds of freebies. Term limits of 2 terms, and treat them like regular citizens!

Thoughts?

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If they put you on a PIP, send this email within 24 hours:

The moment you're put on a performance improvement plan, most people panic. Try not to do that, and instead, send this email:

Subject : PIP Acknowledgment and Request for Clarification

Thank you for meeting with me today regarding the performance improvement plan. To ensure that I fully understand the expectations, I’m requesting written clarification on the following information:

1. Specific, measurable metrics for success during this period.
2. A timeline and the frequency of feedback meetings.
3. The resources or support that will be provided to help me succeed.
4. Confirmation that these expectations align with my official job description, dated (insert date).

I’m committed to meeting these goals, and I want to ensure we have a clear, documented understanding.

Please provide this information in writing within 48 hours so I can begin immediately.

Thank you.

This does three very powerful things:
1. It shows that you're cooperating.
2. It forces them to define vague expectations in writing.
3. It creates a paper trail that protects you.

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

This!

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

THIS IS THE BIGGEST COVERUP IN U.S. HISTORY, AND NEITHER PARTY IS TALKING ABOUT IT.

[Digivolvar @Digivolvar]

old meme

[IronicnotSavage ⏭️ ANIME EXPO @IronicnotSavage]

Breath of the Wild but Black repost

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

it's absolutely perfect

[🇨🇦 🏴‍☠️ Bubba O’riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @HubbaBubbaYo]

Some of my favourite signs. A thread 🧵

[Vivian @suchnerve]

lazy people should be made aware of the fact that air purifiers, in addition to removing virus-containing respiratory droplets and aerosols from the air, ALSO remove dust and thereby dramatically reduce how often you have to clean

[Sean Gardner Turner ProChoice Vote Blue Wear AMask @Allareblessed2]

No kidding!

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Ann Telnaes, a Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist at The Washington Post, says her cartoon below was killed by Jeff Bezos, the paper’s owner. Bezos didn’t want the cartoon to become public because it shows him kneeling before Donald Trump.

You know what to do.

[KitchenNinja @KitchenNinja2]

@Lisa84784049823 @Provokethoughtz You would need 2 forms of id linking you to that address. A photo id and a non photo id. They are very specific on what can be used.

[KitchenNinja @KitchenNinja2]

@Lisa84784049823 @Provokethoughtz Po boxes cost $ to rent and you need a permanent address to rent 1.