Dan

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

[E @Ellis_]

I’m never deleting this app.

[Le Champion @Ooeelious]

The stats don't lie, Shrek 2 is one of the great films of all time 🧅 the plot, the characters, the soundtrack and the emotional pay off. Masterpiece.

[Dan @Kitchind]

@AbsoluteBruno @Ooeelious @MiaMalkova

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

This football is ANTI MANCHESTER UNITED.

[Dan @Kitchind]

@ChampionsLeague @Ooeelious @rileyreidx3

[Dan @Kitchind]

@Tgarratt10 Champions: United
Top 4: United, Arsenal, Everton, Brighton
Surprising team: United
Biggest disappointment: Liverpool
Relegated teams: Liverpool, City, Leeds
POTY: Fernandes
YPOTY: Sesko
Breakthrough player: Sesko
Flop of the season (club,manager or player): Liverpool, Slot, Isak

[Jordan Robinson @jordrobinson93]

@LFC sign that Darwin Nunez Immediately.

[Jordan Robinson @jordrobinson93]

@tommytntfury tommy, I’ll fight you anytime, any place. 100k. Let’s get it rolling.

[Jordan Robinson @jordrobinson93]

Day 3 of @tommytntfury ducking me, proper pussy mate.

[Jordan Robinson @jordrobinson93]

Where is the Darwin Nunez slander now? Can’t wait to see the fail comps☺️

[Jordan Robinson @jordrobinson93]

@BillGates Bill, do you want to go for dinner?

[Jordan Robinson @jordrobinson93]

Think it’s time for FSG to go, they can’t compete with any of the top 4 finance wise, been very lucky to have Klopp work miracles with the budget he’s had. I appreciate everything FSG have done but I think it’s best for all parties for them to sell up and move on.

[Jordan Robinson @jordrobinson93]

Darwin Nunez is going to absolutely explode next season btw, hope everyone is ready.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Manchester United fans haven’t had a lot to shout about this season.

Yet, amid the frustration of what will be their worst-ever Premier League campaign, they have found solace in Europe.

Heading into Thursday’s Europa League quarter-final second-leg against Lyon, the Red Devils had won 8, drawn 4, and lost 0.

It looked like that 0 would become 1 after 113 minutes of thrilling, tumultuous football at Old Trafford.

What happened in the next 7 minutes befitted the arena they call the Theatre of Dreams.

Having led the tie 4-2 at half-time, Ruben Amorim’s side succumbed to Lyon’s second-half onslaught to send the match to extra-time.

Despite playing with 10 men, the fearless visitors took the lead in the 104th minute. Five minutes later, they led 6-4.

Then a Bruno Fernandes penalty goes in, and Old Trafford senses that not all is done, that there may still be something worth fighting for in the drought of 2024/25.

Five minutes go by, six minutes go by, and then Kobbie Mainoo receives the ball in the penalty area. Bedlam. 6-6.

Amid the mayhem of the past 15 minutes, Harry Maguire has been playing up front for Manchester United. Harry Maguire is a centre-back.

But when the Sheffield stallion was found at the back post one minute later, he’d never looked more like a centre-forward in his life.

Bang. Delivered first-class from the kernel of Harry Maguire’s forehead, the ball nestles into the net, and Manchester United still have something to play for this season.

Seldom has Old Trafford been so loud

[Dan @Kitchind]

@assassinscreed PlayStation 5

[Dan @Kitchind]

@ManUtd Amorim out

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

There’s not a single attacker at Manchester United better than Marcus Rashford I’m sorry

[Dan @Kitchind]

@AudsleyLFC I’m not even a United fan I support Leipzig, up the Klopp son

[Dan @Kitchind]

@AudsleyLFC You keep saving those pictures on Google my mate try watching an actual game and you might understand how it works one day