KiteBird

Cruciverbalist, baker, expert nap taker. Bless thee.

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@jpodhoretz @neontaster Shane Gillis & Adam Ray doing improv for hours, in character on Kill Tony is the stuff of legend.

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@BridgetAyers Cornell’s record is exceptionally bad.

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@jessesingal hahahaha

Swarthmore ain’t even the top five most dangerous college campuses in south eastern Pennsylvania.

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@meghan_daum Normal, going back to long before the Delta Tau Chi’s from Faber took a road trip to Emily Dickenson College.

Knowledge is Good.

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@CathyYoung63 Plenty need supervision.

AI isn’t taking that job away from anyone.
Aging boomer population + boneheaded immigration policy will make the situation even more dire.

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@owl_elc @LisaBritton Yep.
Lotta people who wish Doe would’ve gone away quietly either don’t know or don’t care abt years of institutional failure that led to the situation.
Right up to the failure to suspend the party right after an overdose & arrest for possession in that very fraternity.

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@LisaBritton Underage pledge dies in a hazing ritual, Cornell disbands the frat. Then another, they disband that frat.
Underage Alcohol poisoning death in a dorm.
OD in a 3rd frat. Alleged rape the day after the OD. Same drug implicated.

“Young men in fraternities should take charge”
gtfo

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@Ashley305466341 @NJBeisner Yes. Warn girls: Don’t go into a tiger’s enclosure because you could get mauled. Tiger’s gonna do what tigers do.

But tigers leave the frat eventually.

Doe’s suit exposed the chat; the tiger masquerading as a pre-med major is never gonna be your doctor. She protected you.

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@NickFondacaro Right,
Nobody should look at another person like an object, particularly a gas station egg.

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@HMDatMI Cornell is an outlier in number of underage students who drank themselves to death.

Jane Doe is still alive, which is great.
But there were a few institutional failures before, during & after that fateful night.

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@MikeLaChance33 Shane made a joke about what a dork he is.
Not exactly new material. That’s his shtick. The whole monologue went that way. Just no way to interpret the joke as targeting women.

Everyone is retarded.

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@MeghanEMurphy Shane & Adam Ray together was legendary.

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@HFDSP @MeghanEMurphy That was the set-up, not the punch line.

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@bendreyfuss @werxonit People still burning because he punked ‘em at the ESPY’s.

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@bendreyfuss The joke was about what a dork Shane is, staring at hot girls in the background of their gym TikToks.

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@MeghanEMurphy Gas station egg makes self deprecating joke about being the dork, staring in the background of hot girls’ gym TikToks and people freak out.

Women weren’t the butt of the joke. Shane is. And that‘s true of the whole monologue. Heck, it’s a big part of all of his material.

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@robbysoave It’s Cornell, bruh, where stats on underage alcohol related deaths have been worse than everywhere else.

The good news is, everyone at that ‘24 ChiPhi party was alive the next day.

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@SwipeWright Were you the least bit surprised?

Over a hundred knew what Dominique Pelicot was doing didn’t say a word. Catholic Bishops, University leaders, Military, Congress, Financial & Pharmaceutical firms, Entertainment biz full of people who fail to do the right thing.

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@mkhammer What in the gas station egg……