TK

Jokes: Wack ➖ Coffee: Black

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For those of you who don't really know me, this is me in a nutshell.

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@MikeFalzone

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Top 10 baby names of 2023

Parmly
Branch
Sharty
Lemon
Gurch
Fanus
Bunt
Farkus
Dork
Roach
emily

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That is substantially Raven.

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It’s always “bitch please” and never “bitch, thank you”

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sorry I’m late, my chakras are absolutely fucked

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iCarly? nah fam, weCarly.

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penith

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thy anus

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AKA “Sick Dicks”

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can you still buy fucking swords in the mall?

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absolutely terrified that my last thought will be something stupid, like, “Big & Rich” or “Shid and Fard”

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April 19th…

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New at Hardee’s, the barbecue basted boneless broasted bulky beefy burnt buoyant boston bussy bitch burger.

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exclaiming “HUZZAH!” after sex

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so many freaking FOOLS out here today

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potatoes.

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time is hilarious. one day it’s christmas, and before you know it, boom, you’re 48.

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Me trying to act casual around a biker gang:

[Bobby BP Portis @BPortistime]

Hogs looking good tonight!

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Shoutout to birds, all of em’, even the big ones.

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Mary-Kate AND Ashley? In this economy?