Bob Kitson

Comedian, Beardsmen, Non-Theist. BK all day. Oh yeah and fuck Greyhound Bus lines.

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

Russia out here acting like we don't have Tito's. #UkraineUnderAttack #BoycottRussia #PeaceNotWar #peaceforukraine

[Cousin Josh @GoshCarter]

Hosting a dope lineup tonight at @TheBeautyBarNYC at 9pm we got:
@IamEmmaWillmann
@Jill_lives
@theBorisK
@Kitsonsfunny

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@BrooklynNets so you need to teach the crowd. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, Oi Oi Oi. #8 #Mills

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

As we all suspected…

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@Nedsatomictweet any thoughts on coming to the US? Would love to see that happen.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

No joke.

Donald Trump just said on Hannity that #KyleRittenhouse and his mom just visited him *TODAY* at Mar a Lago.

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

BREAKING: Postal Service Inspector General investigating the failure to update at least 1.8 million changes of address in a national database in August, just as many states were preparing to send out mail-in ballots for the 2020 election. 😠 https://t.co/OlEcXUN2Sl

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This is true insanity.

How is this even remotely possible?

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@MacFarlaneNews Hmmmmm.....wonder what all these folks getting off with a slap on the wrist have in common???

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@iamjohnoliver hope this is next week's show. Business daddy is a bad man.

https://t.co/Kp1gmlkYPl

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@RedFang are you playing in Dallas in October? Might come down from NYC for the show but can't find a definitive answer about if the show is happening or not.

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@NYCASP Y'all mfs are too much

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@gregkellyusa @Twitter why does this shit bird have a check mark??

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

BREAKING: Facebook calls emergency meeting to decide whether Trump should retain his account from prison; sources indicate executives leaning toward "yes"

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

Look if you get offended by the terms Honky, Cracker, or Whitey. Stop being a Honky ass Cracker, Whitey. #ForReal #Snowflake #BLM #RacismSucks

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@CarlitoHayes @RilliTho @UsamaStandsUp @AmyShanker @NorlexSaid The show is next week Lito. April 17th

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@Ask_Spectrum so it has now been 3 days of absolutely horrible internet service from your sorry excuse for a company. The installation date for #VerizonFios can't get here soon enough. #laterspectrum

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@KvonComedy Pay up on your bets!!!!

[Bob Kitson @Kitsonsfunny]

@KvonComedy pay off your bets welcher!!! @chrisneffcomedy @DougStanhope