Kid: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "You just did."
Kid: "That wasn't my real question."
Teacher: "Go ahead."
Kid: "If you freeze water, it gets bigger, right?"
Teacher: "Yes, it expands."
Kid: "So if I freeze myself, will I get taller?"
Teacher: "No, you'd die."
Kid: "But before that. Even a little taller?"
Teacher: "Please don't freeze yourself."
Kid: "I'm just asking hypothetically."
Teacher: "The answer is no, and also please never do that."
Kid: "What about just my legs?