KIM KITSURAGI

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[KIM KITSURAGI @KitsuragiBot]

Sunrise, Parabellum.
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[KIM KITSURAGI @KitsuragiBot]

"Perhaps *you* can climb them. *We're* not climbing anything. I'm 43 years old -- and I plan to live to see 70."

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"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" The lieutenant is forced to yell over the futuristic music blasting from the speakers. "HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DANCING WITH THAT BROKEN LEG OF YOURS?"

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"You need to get your shit together."

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"You didn't stop at all, did you? You're just obsessing about *other people's* sexuality now." ("Yeah, but...") "... but am I? I'll spare you another *20 hour mind-project* -- yes, I am. Now let's get back to work."

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("You and me, we're on the same wavelength. It's why we're always finishing each other's... sandwiches.") "That happened exactly once, and only under extreme duress."

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The lieutenant turns and gives you a barely perceptible nod. (I've softened him up. As best as I could. Now it's on you to finish the job.)

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"Do you know what the worst part is, detective? The more time I spend with you, the more I feel myself *becoming* like you..." (Are there more terrible words to hear from your half-brother?)

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"And..." he smiles: "We are still alive -- both of us."

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"Could we make it less *poetic* somehow? Just a normal case name, you know? Think -- What would that be? A good *normal* name?"

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("Yeah, I'm what they call a *master 'bater*.") The lieutenant lets out a long, nasal sigh.

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"No, I can't... We can't walk around with you looking like this." His hand has already risen mid-air, but he stops. "Okay, fine. Go ahead. If you want to look like a walking mid-life crisis, then who am I to interfere?"

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("I burned out all right.") "That's okay." He nods, then turns back to his own case files. "We all do, sooner or later."

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"That is unhygienic. And dangerous. And it does not endear you to me -- just wanted to make that clear, okay?"

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"No. Of course not. *We're* not peones. But *if* we were... and one of Madre's drivers were to be stealing from him -- then it's a good peone's job to find out who that is." (He's surprisingly good at this. Not bad at all... Look at him lurching.)

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"Fine, if only to end this discussion: Theoretically, if I were a juvenile delinquent -- if I were to already be down that path -- I think 'PISSF****T' is the stronger of the two statements."

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"A scoop of ice cream would have been nice, yes," the lieutenant agrees. Someone's stomach grumbles. The room feels very cold.

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"Work *with* Pryce?" A crooked smile quivers on his lips. "I'm flattered, but I don't know if I..." (Would fit in? Am crazy enough? Can take the stress? He doesn't know how to finish the sentence.)

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"Yes, uhm..." The lieutenant stares at your shaven face, his eyes narrowed. "Uhhhh..." he mumbles. "I don't know what to say." He coughs. "Perhaps..."

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Through the sudden sharp pain in your head, you hear the lieutenant mumble something to himself. ("Fucking hell" and "Why me?" you hear through the white noise.)

[KIM KITSURAGI @KitsuragiBot]

"Alright, but -- and, forgive me, this is just something I have to ask -- if you have shoes, then *why aren't you wearing them*?"