Kitten Boheme

Queer sex toy reviewer and porn script writer. Lover of all things taco. Shoot me a DM if you need reviews/scripts! 🏳️‍⚧️

[Pen & Kink @penandkink]

Trans rights meow! 😾 Design commissioned by @KittenBoheme

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Anytime someone sends me a review inquiry that starts with "Hello dear" or "Hi Sweetheart" I delete without reading. We aren't dating, stop it.

[funkittoys.bsky.social @FunkitToys]

buy a dildo for the environment!

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My problem is I just want to eat two roast beef sandwiches in one day without being hassled for it. 😭

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My bank called me to ask me about possible fraud on my card. But it was just me, eating at Arby's twice in one day. Stop your judgment Wells Fargo.

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My bank called me to ask me about possible fraud on my card. But it was just me, eating at Arby's twice in one day. Stop your judgment Wells Fargo.

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Am I doing it right? I feel like I'm doing it right.

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In case you were not aware.

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I'm ready. I've got a good set of lungs and could scream for hours.

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I mean, I won't, but y'all should. You deserve to feel better.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Deadnaming Twitter is the only acceptable form of it 🫡

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Also, it looks totally anal safe.

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This is a dildo and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.

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This is a dildo and there is nothing you can say to change my mind.

[🐏☁️Aum/Anton☁️🐏 @auminiii]

imagine being so fucking queer that your name is literally a pronoun

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@blackyawgdom Oooh yeah... I had a place that just kept asking me if I wanted a refill without ever informing me it wasn't free.

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My pet peeve is when your appetizer arrives at the same time as your meal.