Miss Daisy Mae

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

THEY TOOK ME TO THE VET!

Cold Shoulder Time for @insertscenehere!

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Not looking at Staff. They betrayed me!

#InTheBox

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Dis me in 2015!

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

They took me to the v-e-t!

@gamethyme said it was time for my annual tune-up.

I'm in fine health, by the way, and have already forgiven my staff.

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

I have such a difficult life.

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Today is my Twitter anniversary. @gamethyme thought it was my Gotcha Day.

We're celebrating my Gotcha anything. The best way: loves and cuddles and treats.

(My actual Gotcha was last week.)

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

@NefKitten *sigh*

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Is less than a week until my Gotcha Day! I've spent almost THREE YEARS training my current staff.

They were doing so well, too, until they brought in that interloper a couple of months ago ...

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

IT ME! https://t.co/S6593jC2jD

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

In fact, she's kinda growing on me. Is this what having a younger sibling is like?

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Don't tell anyone, but this new cat isn't as bad as I expected. https://t.co/ty264cmsh0

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Don't tell anyone, but I don't actually mind Miss Nefertari so much. I just need to make sure that she knows who's in charge.

Staff also needs to remember that I'm the Number One Kitty in this house.

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Last night, I had to share @gamethyme with her. She should have just gone to cuddle @insertscenehere (who is ALSO MINE, but I wasn't cuddling her at the time).

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Saturday, they took @NefKitten out of the house. I was SURE my WEEK-LONG NIGHTMARE was over. But they brought her back. And then on Sunday, THEY LET HER OUT OF HER ROOM!

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

I'm slowly getting used to @NefKitten's scent on @gamethyme and @insertscenehere. I didn't hiss at them at all yesterday!

Still not clear why I'm not enough cat for my staff, though. Do I not give enough love?

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

@NefKitten I'd rather be alone. Or in the basement.

Maybe I can get into the basement tonight.

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

Today is apparently #NationalPetDay, and yet my staff left me here. Alone. All day.

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

They brought a kitten home.

Staff assures me that they love me that they have enough love for me AND the new kitten. I remain unconvinced.

[Miss Daisy Mae @KittenDaisyMae]

They left me ALL ALONE yesterday! And I'm ALL ALONE today!

@gamethyme came home the other day smelling of other cats! I'm used to @insertscenehere smelling like other animals by now, but @gamethyme never does.