Kira Anderson

My friends use twitter and I felt left out 😅 this is more for the randomness throughout my week. I'm probably more surprised by what I say than you are.

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

I went to the gym and came out of the locker room right as the basketball players were walking down the hall and I've never felt so short in my life. I was in a crowd of men twice my height looming over me

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Why in the *heck* did I check to see if the vacuum suction was good by putting my hand directly on the fast spinning bristles? Ouchie.

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

I'm not totally sure I heard her right but I think a patient asked me if she could borrow our pisser, talking about going to the bathroom 😂

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Not some man here loudly talking on the phone about how good he would be if he started a podcast about "sports and stuff"

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

This guy has told me he has moved on and is with another girl, comes to our unfortunately shared apartment, sees that I'm about to go out and asks me to cancel on the dude I'm going to hang out with to do something with him. And then storms out and drives away when I said no?

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Currently losing my mind because of how my ex is acting now that I'm putting up boundaries to protect my own feelings

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Men is short for menaces to society

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

First conversation with this man that I matched with he says "I work out at the gym a lot so I can perform well sexually." Unmatch 😅

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Online dating is a damn fever dream. I'm over here unhinged and uncaring because I got hurt and some man asks for pictures of me (tryna be a perv) so I sent him random pictures of my hand making a claw shape with my face behind it and he was like omg beautiful 😅

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Life hack: when you start crying in your car, bump the best slutty songs you have because you'll start to feel ridiculous crying to something like wap and start shaking your ass instead

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Thank you random man that paid for my food in a drive through because you thought I was someone else

[nathaly🌷 @nathalyyyy14]

one thing about me is i’m gonna CRY lol idc

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

@mayaelliott18 I don't think so if you scare him out of telling the police

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Some old man gave me unsolicited weight loss advice and then shortly after that a lady asked me if I was pregnant so I'm having a great day

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Going through a pretty low depressive episode but at least this milk shake is really good

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

There are days where I dream of getting a little camper, selling all my stuff that doesn't fit in it, and disappearing

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Did my hair and makeup just for my driver's license photo to turn out bad so I guess I'm just ugly

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Not my dangly earrings getting caught on the collar of my denim button up shirt 😮‍💨

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

When you're not sure if people are actually being short/grumpy with you or if you're anxiety is triggered and you're on the lookout for it

[Kira Anderson @KittenMonster25]

Something that didn't age well: Clayton's interview on the bachelorette finale when he was getting a lot of hate for being the next bachelor and Kaitlyn said don't worry #BachelorNation will grow to love you when they watch your season
#TheBachelor