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[Tanzil Gillani @TanzilGillani]

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[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

For anyone who’s been through this. https://t.co/ThKA3iIn6R

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

@georgiebingham So terribly sad

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

@CrossCountryUK cancelling a train with less than an hour to go means my kids won’t see their dad this weekend. No apology wanted, just a service that runs. Shambles.

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

Slow clap for the UK train operators. What a shit show. @CrossCountryUK @south_railway

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

@SW_Help Thank you for coming back to me. Can the aircon be adjusted though…. It’s so hot.

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

@SW_Help please can we have the air con on (turned up) and the announcement volume turned down a little? On the 17:35 from Waterloo to Bournemouth. Thank you!

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

@JMPSimor As the grandchild of WW2 polish refugees (both POW) I am so grateful that the UK welcomed my grandparents in to ‘safe harbour’. I do not understand why we cannot provide space for those in such great need NOW at such a terrible time. It’s shameful.

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

In awe of Russian protesters. Who among us would be so brave?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

I’m still dead

[Marc Mnemonic @marc_wintermute]

🚨BREAKING NEWS. Blackpool beach attacked by giant Croissant

#stormeunice

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

@Jeffctr07 That will have been ‘quiet’…

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

What a beautiful piece by Emma Thompson. I love her so much: https://t.co/2YoV7sZ058

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Fantastic concept, brilliantly written, perfectly executed.

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

I like to think Sue Gray is going to hand in her report the way I handed in my dissertation. With two minutes to spare, still warm from the photocopier, sketchy footnotes, a small hi-five for the bemused man on the desk. Before sinking a bottle of Pinot and sleeping for 19 hours.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Government scraps advice on working from home. No news yet on drinking at work.

[#The Lama @ukmormik]

Tess Daly. Wasted talent on Strictly. Should be advertising Lateral Flow tests. 😂 think about it 🥴

[KHBR @KittyKatSplat]

@jamesstarsailor Yes, in my experience the fatigue does go. Bacon wheat crunchies and hot chocolate helped power me through. That and forcing myself to go for a walk. Get well soon🤩