I don’t get why people are whining about the Switch 2 being expensive. $499? $699?? BRO, MAKE IT $1,000. MINIMUM. Nintendo, take my paycheck, my savings, my house.. HECK, take my cock and balls if you want. This isn’t just a console; it’s salvation.
Ever since my wife left me and took the kids because I “spent too much time playing Mario Kart and not enough time parenting,” I’ve been in a dark place. But then Nintendo dropped that Switch 2 announcement like a light from heaven. 1080 120hz display? Haptic feedback? Backward compatibility? My god, I cried harder than I did during the divorce hearing.
People out here complaining about the price while I’m over here budgeting ramen for 6 months just to preorder the Deluxe Joy-Con Collector’s Edition. I don’t need heat, I don’t need a bed. I need that 4K Metroid Dread.
If you think $1,000 is too much for peak joy, for digital healing, for the only thing in this cruel world that hasn’t abandoned me. you’re not a true gamer. You’re just someone who hasn’t felt the warmth of Nintendo’s love cradling your broken soul like a Pikmin carrying your last shred of hope.
#Switch2SavedMe
#WorthEveryRupee
#WifeCanKeepTheKidsIHaveMarioKart
#ArchThatBack