NOT Dylan

Please hire me

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

10-1 outspent.
endless smears.
64million in outside expenditures
organized people beat organized money tonight.

the work is only beginning. michigan will never be considered a swing state ever again.

[🇱🇧 @franzkaftah]

"i miss the butcher of Yemen. I miss the butcher of Gaza.

Fuck... I even miss the butcher of Iraq"

[🐈‍⬛Lusía ⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖🍓 @TsukkiAkai]

Es como ver la Mona Lisa siendo pintada 🐱🇪🇸

[Eve/Jade Harley ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆🇵🇸 🐀 @explodingcows54]

Saw this banger briefly before it was deleted

[ً ً @NottSav]

If you watch that streamer university shit you lame as hell ngl

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

England losing is funny but not nearly as funny as the fact that 72 hours from now all those guys have to go play a third place game outdoors in Miami in July.

[Ojore𓅃 @OjoreSani]

Yall ain't got no new white bitches?

[NOT Dylan @Kittywarrior514]

Genocide really brings the family together

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.

[NOT Dylan @Kittywarrior514]

That’s some hard shit

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

The communist left is no longer hiding.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

👋 Coroner here. His body is cold.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

what if you were a SENATOR and you were GAY but you were CLOSETED and another senator DIED but you were LYING about it and his WIFE was a SPY for CHINA and then you ALSO DIED

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

lmao

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[NOT Dylan @Kittywarrior514]

Like Christmas morning

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says in a statement. https://t.co/3TweBVj5NB

[Serena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

There are only 3 hours of oxygen left on the Mitch McConnell submersible