being in your 20s is realizing you’ve been passively suicidal your whole life and never expected to survive for this long but now you have to actively participate in your own life and because you’ve spent all your life wanting to die you have no idea how to actually live
“So hold up…Boromir said they couldn’t simply walk into Mordor.”
“Yes, he did. He did say that.”
“But then….these hobbits. They just….walked into Mordor? Is that right?”
“Hobbits really are amazing creatures, Joe. Amazing. Even after a hundred years, they still surprise.”
This lady in my bowling league was just hammering strikes and someone asked her “what kind of performance enhancers did you take before this” and she just says “Applebees Wings” and then just blows another strike right down broadway