Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖

he/him - No longer young by any definition & I have strong opinions about bad kerning. My toxic trait is: I laugh at my own jokes when alone. #blacklivesmatter

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

Just in case anyone was interested in sending those sweet and appreciated rent assistance moneys 💙

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

My theory is that RFK Jr. has never actually drank raw milk, and that all his milk is secretly pasteurized, just like how he is fully vaccinated (zombie brain worm withstanding).

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

Remember, everybody: Trump doesn't have allies; what he has are co-conspirators and shareholders. ✌️😅

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

"The buck stops here" only it's Trump's White House, and he pocketed the buck, tells you there never was a buck and that you owe him a buck, and also it's Biden's fault for stealing that buck which he claims was never there. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

I'm tired of right-wing propaganda coming from people who consider themselves left-wing... As it stands, the USA doesn't really have a left-wing, just degrees of right-wing lunacy. 🙃

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

hey, @drmartens - I am trying to figure out what model of your boots I'm wearing... I don't recall ever seeing a leather pull strap on a pair before

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

So at this point, enough people must have read through the Epstein files where it would have to classify as a government conspiracy to not release them with all offending names visible to the public, right? 😅

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

Semi-regular reminder that friends don't let friends attend Jeff Mach shows. This includes any of the steampunk shows he works with or contributes to. If you see anything with "steampunk world's fair" attached to it, send it to the trash where it belongs. ✌️

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

I love that every time I mention I'm looking into a new tattoo, regardless of where, I get flooded by bots on every social media site 🙃

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

@itslanabee I read that as pacemaker at first and tried to make it work in my head 😵‍💫

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

I'm over here Googling Slaaneshi Tradwives and I'm terribly disappointed in the lack of results... 😢

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

Republicans are weird. They claim Democrats are mean, and then send death threats to asylum seekers and survivors of school shootings... 👀

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

... Sometimes I lose sleep because I honestly believe that someone in the White House has the distinct displeasure of being in charge of having to discreetly dispose of Trump's soiled diapers...

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

Imagine being the richest guy on Earth by means of a technicality in stock valuation, and all you do, every single day, is make millions lives demonstrably worse while adding literally nothing of actual value to the planet... How fucking miserable would you have to be?

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

How many kidney stones do I need before I can make them into a kick-ass ring or something?

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

@itslanabee Reverse Lady and the Tramp, where it's two Italian chefs making out with spaghetti in their mouths while two dogs watch from the alley.

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

Is there a marketplace website where I can resell the eggs I have in my fridge?

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

TRUMPFLATION

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

...is she "Daddy's Little Girl" or is she your:

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

grips the can

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

$11 worth of cheese curds doesn't go nearly as far as it used to... 😥

[Kiwisaurus - 🥝💚🦖 @Kiwisaurus]

It's unnerving how ready and willing the far right is to implement violence against the opposition, but eventually the left is going to be forced to make some very hard decisions regarding "the high road" and why WW2 wasn't fought with newsletters and discourse. 🙃