kolin johnson

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[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[kolin johnson @Kjon16]

@KingJames If it’s not Cleveland it’s gotta be Philly… But go home King

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@Philly__Nation Update?

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@LoganPAdams @prabhrandhawa25 Logan Adams HATES Michael Jordan

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@Miraclxs @FCHWPO Michael Jordan out here catching strays

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@RussNationPrez @SportsWithJay0 You know Brons the 🐐

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@PFTCommenter thoughts?

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@seattletimes The Seattle Times rn

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@JSWC1995 @normouspenis @StevenBagley10 Guy your profile picture is literally you in one of our stadiums you hate. Just enjoy it! Have fun! We’re happy to have you!

[kolin johnson @Kjon16]

@burackbobby_ Everyone that actually watches basketball knows LeBron is the 🐐 Your bored.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Juice🧃 @Jakes__Juice]

I'm sorry but if you're an American rooting against the USMNT, you're a loser

[kolin johnson @Kjon16]

@RealSkipBayless LeBron is literally the most clutch player to ever touch a basketball. Nobody’s buying what you’re selling guy.

[vis 🇫🇷 @Visicert]

he really did that against a 73-9 team bro

[Phil Sadler @phildabuckets]

If you’re upset about this you are the worst person imaginable

[kolin johnson @Kjon16]

WEMBY WAS THE FAVORITE 😵‍💫

[qk @courtsideqk]

“This is Wemby’s 2007”

LeBron didn’t have a supporting cast anywhere close to this lmao

[kolin johnson @Kjon16]

@Savageboston I KNEW your tone would change after we inevitably got the first you said we’d never get… Just admit Howie got you.

[🦅 @EaglesOwnYou]

Looking back on it I don’t think people realize how absolutely ridiculous it was that AJ Brown was reading a book on the sideline in between drives.

Legit insanity.

[kolin johnson @Kjon16]

@Savageboston @RapSheet Remember when you called Eagles fans dumb for thinking they’d get a 1st? 🤡

Howie will always win. Period.

[🦅Roll Philly Dawgz🦅 @RollPhillyDawgz]

Brodes one of the only ones who kept it real about AJ from the jump

#FlyEaglesFly