Nini

| he/him | Venmo: Kjswoons |

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sticky websmaxxer gets turn 1 choiceband gigacuckpacted resulting in an immediate cortisol induced forfeit (COLORIZED)

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when people start trying to speak viet to me at the restaurant and suddenly it becomes a battle between the worst viet speaker of today and the worst viet speaker in history

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you could be going 50 in a neighborhood and prius would still try to merge in between your cheeks if there’s space when you’re not clenching

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i think mako in legend of korra was only an orphan bc he wanted attention

[Toffee🤭 @toffeefart]

Yes I love Korra, yes I love Aang, yes I love Kyoshi, yes I love Yangchen, yes I love Kuruk, but if you mention Roku under my account ur blocked!!!

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i need to preface that i didn’t know what succubus meant either

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i used to confuse the word succubus with cauldron for the longest time and it would only be a problem when i would try to find the crafting recipe for it in minecraft

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🤾

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“iron sharpens iron” i whisper to myself as i lose in low rank pokemon showdown

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that yawn when you finally land after a long flight that has the snail in your ear eating pop rocks is undefeated

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👶

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putting my pet turtle on minoxidil

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🤳

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they’ll make a protein vape if you’re not paying attention

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he still can’t eat lettuce

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still can’t consistently eat lettuce but the family pet turtle is showing great potential

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low ladder randoms has me burn stalling someone’s pet bird with a gliscor

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there are moves being performed that have never been performed before

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god made greed a sin after seeing how ford truck drivers navigate the wet asphalt of portland oregon

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new gen atla fans forgetting what toph looks like 😭😭😭

[Platinum Equinox 🫧 @PlatinumEquinox]

UUUHHH...... WHO IS THAT BEHIND KATARA....