𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼

this job's going to be the death of me.

[ً @aslovewept]

never send a corpse to do a man’s job.

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

@HEDONISTICURSE // indiana jones

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

a vampire.

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

( spits up a transfigured human at his face )

bwahahaha !!!!

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

[ leaning in close. closer. closer than anyone should be comfortable being. ]

i know what you are . . .

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

ooh ~ !

( squeezing his eyes shut then opening them with an unblinking prolonged stare )

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

make a wish

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

4:44

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

i'm gonna fuck that worm

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

@HEDONISTICURSE // never interacting w/ you again so ig that means i'm deactivating per the rules of my own pinned

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

yea idgaf

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

it’s 4:38

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

@HEDONISTICURSE // it's 3 actually

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

i'm already leaving. it's past 5 o'clock.

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

sure i could do it fifty times fast, watch !

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

and the stench of your skin leaves me to believe you're moulting.

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

you’re balding, i can fix that

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

i already have a good relationship with my barber.

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

one free soul touch up!

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

alright, i'll play along.

what are you giving me for Halloween, Mahito.

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

it’s also halloween !

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

this dude dumb as hell

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

why would you give me something on your birthday

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

how about the other way around

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

it's a gift from me to you.

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

is that the human tradition ?

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

my foot up your ass.

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

I can offer my foot.

[𝐌𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎. @HEDONISTICURSE]

@KlGYOSENSHI soooooo where’s my gift ?

[𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼 @KlGYOSENSHI]

up your ass.