hey its me, Klance

klanstiguard. they/them.

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@NationJJ_ JJ!!

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Did tyga get a face lift?

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Did fat joe have a stroke or has he always looked like webbed toes?

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Walking home, I’ve had 8 different girl’s boyfriends do a double take but I can’t get one measly construction worker to yell a vulgar catcall? What’s wrong with this city!? #chicago

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I could be your best friend or worst nightmare, it’s up to you. This is a call out post to all the guac blocks

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I think it’s a good idea that we picked up those 14 extra limes. Shilly is coming and she fiends for citrus

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Have you ever seen a bigger butt? @cta #cta

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This is what you get when you take the red line

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Just remember, big vats of chili are not safe to drink from

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If you’re good at a glance, Klance will give you a chance

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Who is Klance?

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This is og Klance #NewProfilePic

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Who is to blame for this? Was it Taco Bell?

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Kevin Hart vs Kevin James in Paul’s Blart Mall Cop

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Is this will smoth?

[mia @_demiaa]

paying ya phone bill so ghetto

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#NewProfilePic

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I am so excited to finally announce that I will be going into the meme business!

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@BuzzFeedNews @celine_doss these mfs

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@drunk @celine_doss