Klaudja Metos

Learning Twitter 💃

[Mas @JustMasarAga]

My son said his first words today. Watching the highlights from last nights Arsenal Chelsea game. I said I couldn’t believe how Chelsea were in the position they are & my son, 10 weeks old, spat his dummy out and said “Chelsea’s shit!” I cried, mum cried, whole block is cheering

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

Another week that I haven’t won the lottery and on the train to work🫠

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

My mans said he cleans the house for me like his name isn’t on the mortgage deed 🫠

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

I wear my mans clothes while he’s at work because needy life has no limits.

[Just Nadiene @JustNadiene]

All they said was stay #MAFSUK

[Caroline @Caroline_Cannon]

When your mum tells you there’s choc ice at home #MAFSUK

[Carla 🌸 @CarlaKelman]

Whitney and Matt saying they love each other #MAFSUK

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

Leaving for work while your partner is sleeping must be one of the top 10 reasons for divorce. 😂

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

@JustMasarAga This is gonna be us soon.

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

Being pregnant is wanting to slap your man for waking you up when sleeping on your back. #letmedieinpeace

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

Popped out for a coffee, came back with an iPhone 👀

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

“I already ate without you”

her: https://t.co/8zlbCPsrVQ

[Mas @JustMasarAga]

Athena on Netflix… wow

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

You know you’re getting old when you say you’re going to “rest your eyes” but then proceed to sleep for 3 hours on the sofa

[Big Breeze @ReekoSqueeze]

We are living in a history lesson , this is crazy lol I gotta explain to my kids and I ain’t been paying attention smh

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

Lizzie was trying to live longer than my Grandma did. #nochancehun

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Addressing where we BOTH went wrong instead of pinning everything on one person >>>>>

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

Having the most annoying fiancé then finding out you’re creating a mini him. 😒💙

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

It really sucks when u gotta keep yourself busy just to feel better

[Klaudja Metos @KlaudjaMetos]

The indescribable stress when all your parcels come when it’s your fiancés day off 😅