Jarod Klavon

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

It's always morally right to punch a Nazi

[MythyMoo @MythyMoo]

all I truly want is a nice and quiet life, for my family and friends to succeed in whatever makes them happy and to travel even more of the world and look at cool things

and I'm already living that life and I need to be more thankful for everything I have

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@sapphicaptain The bigger problem is that the corruption is so deep we have a Supreme Court blatantly taking bribes from Russia and a judicial system finding a man guilty of 34 felonies while refusing to hand out any punishments.

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@sapphicaptain In a real government this wouldn't scare me - these laws and their language are clearly founded on falsehoods and any judicial system in their right mind would strike them down. "Forced recitation of preferred pronouns" like since when was this a thing?

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Start a fire> put it out > take credit for putting it out. I’m glad we all see this coming a mile away

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

Merry Christmas my bank just increased my mortgage by 20%

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@merqwenthur I'd become a little cold too if my husband was murdered and all my subjects had a bone to pick with my commoner background

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Tell me again that Amazon workers don't need a union.

[captain lesbian ⧗ @sapphicaptain]

SOOOOOOOO CUTE I LOVE KRYPTO

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

Call my wife Appa the way she always yap-yap

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@sapphicaptain My reaction the first time I saw that

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@sapphicaptain 39

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@sapphicaptain

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

This.

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@jjulesburk Obituary be like her grandma - soulless

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@sapphicaptain

[Cursed JoJo @jjba_cursed]

Opening Twitter in 2024

[Jarod Klavon @Klavon39]

@jjulesburk My wife just said "do we have a business here? Do we have money opportunity here" lmaoooo I love her