SeBASHtine

Hi, I’m Sebastine. I do Tableau, SQL, and caffeine a lot!
|| Tableau Ambassador '25 ||

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@ThaBoyYom Interesting interpretation. But wouldn’t that also mean the amount will skews toward middle class individuals, since they make up a larger share of the population?

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

Everytime I eat sardines, I wash the can before throwing it away so my trash won’t smell.

[🧚🏿‍♀️ @Naeto__]

Happy New Year, #DataFam! 🎇

I decided to improve my visualization skills in 2025. 12 months, 11 vizzes, and 3 #VOTD later, I can proudly say that I achieved my aim and learned a ton about BI.🎉

To celebrate this, I've created a new viz recapping all 11: https://t.co/BVAMBoDKzS

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

🥶🥶🥶

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Bad ass intro

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@yankeeplug_ I find this yoghurt for Abuja like mad man

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@tailorMARIQUE 😂😂😂

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@alifarhat79 🤣🤣

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

One can of beer and 50 pressups in no particular order.

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@john322226 😂😂😂

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@PrinceisMrDad 😂😂

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@MorningBrew 😂😂😂

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

@everpinkarea Lmao 🤣

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

My December jam🔥

[Tableau @tableau]

The call for participation for Tableau Conference 2026 (#TC26) is officially open—and the stage is calling for big ideas, bold lessons, and real-world impact.

Submit a proposal for yourself or nominate someone by January 16: https://t.co/HXAdzJcmxx

[Tableau Public @tableaupublic]

This #VizOfTheDay by Anindita Mitra utilizes high-contrast geospatial mapping to visualize the imbalance between Alaska’s land mass, and its human footprint—the largest of any U.S. state.

Explore the viz. https://t.co/UHKwSu3OZi

[SeBASHtine @Klaw_ski]

Why does @Spotify think it’s a good idea to not allow me to listen to my music without internet?

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I woke up at 1:27 PM today.

I checked my phone. I had missed a 1:00 PM meeting with the CIO.

My Slack status had been set to "Away" for nine hours.

He sent a message: "We're waiting on the call. Where are you?"

I didn't panic. I didn't apologize.

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and typed:

"Sorry! I was up until 4:30 AM manually re-indexing the SQL fragmentations. The automated script failed and I didn't want to risk data corruption during business hours."

(I was actually up until 4:30 AM watching a 4-hour YouTube documentary about airplanes).

His reply came in 10 seconds:

"Wow. Thank you for catching that. Please, get some rest. We can reschedule."

The Lesson: Management doesn't know what we do. If you use words like "fragmentation" and "corruption," they won't fire you. They’ll thank you for your sacrifice.

Incompetence looks exactly like martyrdom if your vocabulary is technical enough.

I’m going back to bed.

[🧚🏿‍♀️ @Naeto__]

Hello, #DataFam! New Viz!💨💙

For my final Tableau dashboard of 2025, I built this "Wind Energy Utilization Dashboard", which is a report on wind turbine capacity, performance, and utilization in the Netherlands in 2024.

Interact with this viz here: https://t.co/8iiegw0VgA

[Mimi @Mimi_yakigar]

This nomination came with applause but also with serious questions. I took time to think beyond the noise, beyond the excitement, and beyond public pressure. In this video, I share my full reasoning and my final decision. As always, a truth at a time.
#Atruthatatime #Nigeriannews #taxreform

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

BREAKING: Drake has submitted his bid to perform at the 2026 World Cup Final Halftime Show.