Klayton

Pastry Goon

Vault Keeper

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I be break checking the waymo cars just so they're familiar with my game

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June escalades

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10 years wasted

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Type of shit I've been on lately

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April Metal

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Happy 4/20

I got the hook up today

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Someone immediately opened hot and smelly food on my flight

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Apple?

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I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn't it be true?
I get a kick out of brew

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Got myself my first genuine Guinness in Ireland 🍀

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Then they took a half hour lunch in the middle of the session

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Went to get a tattoo and the artist dropped their tattoo gun out the window trying to feed birds

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🎈

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February fortification

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Soup bowl

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God damn zoinked after today

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January declaration

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And just like that another year of making food for people to shit out.