David Klee

Microsoft MVP and SQL Server performance tuner. Founder of Onyxpected Labs & Heraflux Technologies. DMs only. Find me on a blue site.

[David Klee @kleegeek]

When did ghosting via email in corporate settings become commonplace?

[David Klee @kleegeek]

Arguing with an ISV who has a database design that needs significant optimization is almost a hobby at this point…

[David Klee @kleegeek]

Anyone else want to unleash a box of pit vipers on spammers who end unsolicited emails with "if you'd like to unsubscribe, just reply back with 'bubblegum shoelace blah blah blah"?

[David Klee @kleegeek]

History should frown upon revisionist histories.

[David Klee @kleegeek]

@TonyWSQL @erikdarlingdata @leemarkum I looked and I couldn’t find the one he was referring to! For everyone out there, do you know of a keyboard without function keys? (We’re looking for a keyboard for new DBAs!) :)

[David Klee @kleegeek]

Starting in one hour, come listen to Niko Neugebauer discuss #Azure #SQLServer observability with our HADR virtual group! It's free, and you might learn something! https://t.co/G0EGU2swto

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

BLIZZARD WARNING WITH THUNDERSNOW POSSIBLE: Heavy snow (4-10+") and 60+ mph winds hitting Iowa, Minnesota, Kansas and Nebraska Wednesday. Whiteout conditions expected with impossible travel. Stay home if possible.

[David Klee @kleegeek]

If you ever wanted to get 500-level with #SQLServer availability, check out our free webinar roundtable session today! Thomas =tg= Grohser and Brandon Leach will be discussing infrastructure-level VM high availability versus #SQLServer HA features. https://t.co/R9derd5TwP

[Azure SQL @AzureSQL]

Azure Data Studio Retirement https://t.co/aoPUU9SaAR

[Anna Hoffman @AnalyticAnna]

I'm going on @Reddit tomorrow for an AMA on SQL database in Fabric - get your questions answered and engage with the team #FabricSQL https://t.co/F6Nerm2Jmc

[David Klee @kleegeek]

We’d love to see you at our #SQLServer HADR virtual group holiday hangout session starting in just 20 minutes! https://t.co/6A4hzKZAhX

[VMware vExpert @vExpert]

The VMware vExpert 2025 program applications are now open. Please read the updates on the homepage of https://t.co/R2qERfG3ps and then apply. Applications close on January 10th.

[David Klee @kleegeek]

Want my $0.02USD on database security? Check out the #SocializingSecurity podcast where we discuss this topic! https://t.co/XxRt9cBDGv

[Tech Field Day | #AIIFD5 June 10 - 11, 2026 @TechFieldDay]

Thanks to @CamberleyB & @StevenDickens3 of @TheFuturumGroup for joining with your insights & to @AndyBanta, @ArjanTim, @BartHeungens, @Brian_Booden, @KleeGeek, Kuris Kemple, @MaxMortillaro, @Rohan_Puri, & @Digital_KungFu for making #AIDIFD1 a great event! https://t.co/A4j3mGDVQh

[Tech Field Day Podcast @TechFieldDayPod]

ICYMI @TechFieldDayPod for #AIDIFD1: Data Infrastructure Is A Lot More Than Storage @TechFieldDay @SFoskett @CamberleyB @TheFuturumGroup @AndyBanta @KleeGeek #TFDPodcast #AI
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[Tech Field Day | #AIIFD5 June 10 - 11, 2026 @TechFieldDay]

Thank you for presenting at AI Data Infrastructure Field Day @PureStorage! Videos will be posted soon. @TechFieldDay #AIDIFD1 https://t.co/LH714cCvJV

[Tech Field Day | #AIIFD5 June 10 - 11, 2026 @TechFieldDay]

Are you watching @PureStorage present at AI Data Infrastructure Field Day? Join the live stream to learn more. @TechFieldDay #AIDIFD1 https://t.co/LH714cCvJV

[David Klee @kleegeek]

Next up with #PureStorage is FlashBlade internals #AIDIFD1

[David Klee @kleegeek]

#PureStorage and drive density on FlashBlade #AIDIFD1

[David Klee @kleegeek]

Greater density increases power efficiency of AI #PureStorage #AIDIFD1