So, seeing as I'm now a System, I should describe the two of us.
Kleft, AKA me, is the host of the singular Alter currently present.
[And I am The Entity. If I am speaking, brackets are used. Unlike Kleft, I do not find any interest in erotic content, or sexual interaction.]
@FlareonIrl "I have been kiting 5 ICBMs for like three minutes waiting for you to pick up the last gifts, where are you?"
The nefarious teammate actively transforming into shar:
@jelivanilla Well, I can say I'd wanna be swallowed up by a friendly peashooter... Thank one of my friends for sharing it to me, since I don't use Twitter that often.
@Mewxrealitygod@VonTornado123 Funny how ToG was a big part of my childhood watching his Binding of Isaac videos.
I should NOT have found him at that age, but alas, his humor is funny
@skinflowgg 50 is such a low sample size for something of this caliber. 500 should've been opened, for a more accurate sample size, in my honest opinion.
@dr_duchesne >cute video of cows approaching a person and being granted pets by said person
>"This is proof that animals know white people are being replaced"
Twitter has the most batshit insane userbase, jeez... To take cows being curious goobers and turn it into a race thing is crazy work.