Kleft & The Entity

Just a lonely vessel, and a World Machine
(Endogenic system, host and two headmates (more active on bsky)
(23, gay dummy)

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So, seeing as I'm now a System, I should describe the two of us.

Kleft, AKA me, is the host of the singular Alter currently present.

[And I am The Entity. If I am speaking, brackets are used. Unlike Kleft, I do not find any interest in erotic content, or sexual interaction.]

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@jelivanilla I think Crazy Dave gave me the wrong seeds. These plants are kinda weird...

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@FlareonIrl "I have been kiting 5 ICBMs for like three minutes waiting for you to pick up the last gifts, where are you?"

The nefarious teammate actively transforming into shar:

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@Alexandro_Basha @DeltaDesignss Same reason there's not a Postal 3

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@jelivanilla ...want...

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@jelivanilla Well, I can say I'd wanna be swallowed up by a friendly peashooter... Thank one of my friends for sharing it to me, since I don't use Twitter that often.

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@jelivanilla It looks safe in there...

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@Mewxrealitygod @VonTornado123 Funny how ToG was a big part of my childhood watching his Binding of Isaac videos.
I should NOT have found him at that age, but alas, his humor is funny

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@l0vEm3pLeaSse Did I start this by throwing a Nullgift...?

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@skinflowgg 50 is such a low sample size for something of this caliber. 500 should've been opened, for a more accurate sample size, in my honest opinion.

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@NightRamez_ @Simon_Hypixel

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@Marpaparp Benny shoulda packed a bigger handgun if he didn't want Courier Six to get back up

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@dr_duchesne >cute video of cows approaching a person and being granted pets by said person
>"This is proof that animals know white people are being replaced"

Twitter has the most batshit insane userbase, jeez... To take cows being curious goobers and turn it into a race thing is crazy work.

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@nimblewave404 @GiFShitpost wyerframeZ

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@dereck_hyles No Sebastian Solace PEZ dispenser? Fake fan, you gotta have one of those (/j)

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@MegSarahX Is this a bit or real? The font and grammar looks off to me... (/genuine question)

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@saturdaynight94 Just let people play how they want, not a big deal

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@LizardFungus Bug... Must pat...

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@DocShoddy If it's male, yes (i am gay as hell lol)

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@Roblox @GrowaGardenRblx @DeadRailsRBLX @robloxClipIt @_DrivingEmpire @StealaBrainrotR Didn't this game literally plagiarize off a different game and completely overshadow the original game?