Donovan Klega

Basically a human puppy.

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

Yeah you can talk the talk,
but can you guac the guac?

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

Kids these days have never sat still and watched a building's shadow move across the sidewalk and it shows.

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

My 9-year-old sister just put Bridge to Terabithia on the TV and looked at me casually like she watches it every Sunday.

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

The act of smoking is a DLC for body language

[Hollywood @Darryin_]

UPDATE 2# HE GOT THE ROLE!!! 😭

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@netflix needs a "play random episode" button.

[André Judd @Andre_MTG_]

Came back to work today, and of all people I think my boss is easily the most excited for me and my success at the Pro Tour. Started telling me to look for local sponsors and keep working hard. 😊 Looks like I'll definitely be getting the time off to go to Barcelona.

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@lcdtabathagrace What can I say, girls are my type

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

Why is it that every girl that's my type LOVES raccoons. Is "Girls that love raccoons" a type??? If so I guess that's mine.

[Hudson Kolb @Huddy_K]

I think @JordanPeele gets some of his ideas from Scooby-Doo movies and just adds his own little personal touch to them.

A thread on how "Get Out" is very similar to "Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island":

Spoilers ahead ⚠️

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@cheesefrog666 *logs in*
*Sees this tweet first*
*logs out*

[A @allynjoyramos_]

Cheating is a choice not a mistake, & loyalty is a responsibility not a choice

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@elpresidenterey 8

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@cheesefrog666 What about 3' tall, 105 lbs but has 20 lbs queen sized weighted blanket?

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@elpresidenterey Does the 40 yr old have a hot older sister?? Asking for a friend...

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@elpresidenterey Name em with the names of other plants. Daisy, Rose, Iris, Lily, Jasmine

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@elpresidenterey I'll take it.

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@elpresidenterey What song did I get

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@elpresidenterey 17

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@junetongwoo Save some gains for the rest of us, pls

[Donovan Klega @KlegaDonovan]

@lolzmgolz96 It's SO DOPE

[André Judd @Andre_MTG_]

My girlfriend is badass and designed this specific curse mark tattoo for me....and then also tattooed it.