Sarah Klenakis

Writer / Editor / Run Streaker / Oreo Connoisseur

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@bmluse Yesssssssssssss

[David Corse @ItsMeDavidCross]

I’m excited to share my first short story publication. “The Amassing Man” is out today in GAMUT MAGAZINE ISSUE 10! What’s inside?

🌱 Spores
☀️ A desert wasteland
🫏 A lovable donkey
☠️ Questionable morals

Read it ➡️ https://t.co/hbb6ic8oph

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@ItsMeDavidCross Not a legitimate list without Happy Death Day…

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@ItsMeDavidCross Well, this is a new one...

[David Corse @ItsMeDavidCross]

It’s pre-order day! If you like goo and I likable characters Split Scream V6 is for you!

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@jemelehill Right? Get @Flaujae up there!

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@SarahSpain @Cheryl_Miller31 @AnnMeyers 😭😭😭

[David Corse @ItsMeDavidCross]

I've been working toward this moment since I was a child... I'm thrilled to have my debut short story appear in "Tales of the Sley House 2024."

You can preorder at https://t.co/HidVlRz5a2 and read my stories and others early on Sley House's Patreon.

[Matthew Byrne @MatthewByrne1]

Caitlin Clark was asked if she watched the NBA Finals last night: “I had the women’s college softball World Series on instead… there’s a girl that pitches for Texas who’s a freshman that actually lived a couple streets over from me growing up.”

Full clip:

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@sydneyleroux Get together with other parents and pay for a massage therapist to come for a day to do chair massages (not a teacher but had to share)

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@chiney @Andraya_Carter @elleduncanESPN @espn I hope you've got these three lined up for the @WNBA draft in a couple of weeks!

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@jemelehill Can’t believe this was just to get to the final four! Incredible game

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@minakimes @elleduncanESPN @Andraya_Carter @chiney In awe of how they good they are their jobs.

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@thegistusa I really need to eat but can’t leave the couch!!

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

@chelsealeite I really need to eat dinner but can’t leave this @UConnWBB / @CuseWBB game…

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

I’ve watched so much women’s #MarchMadness these past few days that my eyeballs are ready to come out of my head and dribble their way to Cleveland.

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@laurenspieller @ItsMeDavidCross

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@ItsMeDavidCross @Bomb_Sauce @renBolger @CHPenForHire ❤️❤️❤️

[Sarah Klenakis @Klenakattack]

Canceling @GrandCrewNBC is a trash decision.