Freshman Year Architect

Dogs eat bones, lions eat meat! A manor reveals itself. It's this dumbass and @diosfangs.😭 Chubby Girl Supremacy

[Freshman Year Architect @Kleos_AC]

shout out to my girl, rubyisfarting. she LOVES this song https://t.co/Uq9FORDu6U

[Femboy Military Flight Sims @FemboyDCS]

I never considered that "room temperature IQ" refers to fahrenheit, I thought the point was that someone is a braindead slug creature with an IQ of 20, which is so much better

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

If you genuinely think deporting half of the population of the United States would lead to anything other than a second Great Depression you are either an actual child or so stupid it makes me seriously question my belief in universal suffrage

[ガッチリカ @GacchiRika]

釧路フィッシャーマンズワーフMOOの中にアザラシの子供用の乗り物がありました。
正面からのお顔が「おじさんと呼ばれていた時のニコ君」に似てて笑えましたw
でも、こちらは背中にゼニ柄があるので、ゼニガタアザラシだと思われます🦭

[まる🦭 @aza__onikawa]

暑すぎてこれ

[DomocidexBunny @DomocidexBunny_]

i love talking to my friends in my electronic devices

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

always interesting and jarring to see normal people’s idea of what a dumb question is. “why would the earth form into a sphere?” and “what prevents penguins from flying, and why would that be an evolutionary advantage?” are actually high level. can the average adult answer these?

[Cafeteria @Vexkaf]

Looking in the mirror vs taking a selfie

#東方Project #pixelart

[Snail υ´• ﻌ •`υ🏳️‍⚧️🐌🐾 @Snailington_]

I 💗 appa 🍎

[つらる子 @_T_terano]

悪魔の妹さん

[Ywuria 👁️‍🗨️🪝 @ywuria]

i will never ever leave you... N̷̷̤͎͙̞̱͓̖̻͕̣͇̱͎̘͔̬͔ͭͥ̀̇̈ͥͨ̉ͬ̑̍͊ͫ͆͊̍̐͞E̛̲̪̟̬̰͍̣̪͈͓̫͔ͫ̀́ͮ̈́ͧ́͌̇͂͢͟͝V̡͓̪͍ͨ̾̊̀̚͡È̵̵̢̗̠͍͍̦̩̝͎̞͚̻̥ͧͨ́̓ͤ͛͋̓͂ͮͯͣͥͭͤͪͭ̾̇́͟͢͢͠͡R̸̢̗͓͕͓̮̹̰̘̥͔͕͎ͫ̆ͭ̾̂̂͊́͋́̊͗͘̚͝

[Nhim | Mimi Plushie Out Now! @Nhim_Art]

Miku Culinary Adventure.

[keyed @eternalsoulrape]

bestfriends

[房@5/30にくけっと17・L3 @kohntarkf1]

The girl who is tough on customers but goes out of her way for her chubby-loving lover

[LB @3yongg]

ayyyylus

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

🚨BREAKING🚨

[Lithop @frizzante80]

Necesito unos perros para una cosa..

[GamersNexus @GamersNexus]

Pay $50/month for 2 active logins. Use my 2 sessions on my own 2 computers in different rooms so that I can move between my computers. Get kicked out of account and password forcibly changed because yOuR aCcOuNt ApPeArS tO bE In UsE bY MoRe ThAn OnE PeRsOn.

Fuck you, @Adobe.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ford fired a $200,000-a-year employee over a $1.95 cookie he paid for.

Kurt Kromm, 11 years at the Kentucky Truck Plant, felt his blood sugar drop at 3:30 a.m. He's diabetic. The kiosk flashed red on his card, so he paid at the second machine, ate the cookie, went back to building trucks.

A week later security walked him out. Wouldn't even let him take his tools.

Then he pulled up his bank statement. The $1.95 charge was sitting right there. Ford checked with the kiosk company, confirmed he paid, cut him $28,000 in back pay, and begged him to come back.

He said no. Took a job closer to home with a raise.

So the final scorecard: Ford spent $28,000, lost an 11-year veteran, and took a national PR beating to recover a cookie that was never stolen. The cookie cost $1.95. Firing the guy who bought it cost 14,000 cookies.

[EmpLemon⬇🌀👎🔁📉♻🆘 @EmperorLemon]

To celebrate 250 years of America, here's the story of the dumbest series of events in the history of U.S. politics.

[NEW VIDEO]

https://t.co/7wyKzywDsP