nick.

Ken Carman once guaranteed a Browns win to a classroom of kids and we lost.

[nick. @Kline_Nick]

Sit this one out dumbass

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The White House was built to serve the American people.

Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family.

The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office.

They did not fight a revolution for this.

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[nick. @Kline_Nick]

Knicks fans would think these people are aliens

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Why do Japan fans clean up after games?

It’s about “respect for everything”

Incredible 🇯🇵

[nick. @Kline_Nick]

Google is free lmao

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Probably the coolest use of my tax dollars of all time if we’re being honest

[steele chambers @steeleC22]

Justin Gaethje wins on the White House lawn, America is hosting a massive sleepover with the World Cup, and Ella Langley exists. USA is on a tear right now!!!!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:

[🇺🇸 Mike Davis 🇺🇸 @mrddmia]

Biden hosted a dude who thinks he’s a woman flashing his fake tits on the South Lawn.

The Democrats whining about the UFC event can fuck off.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Again, you may not like the UFC thing at the White House, but the moment you hung a giant pride flag from the columns and had half-naked “trans” activists exposing themselves on the lawn, you lost all right to complain about desecration.

[nick. @Kline_Nick]

🔥🔥🔥

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn

AMERICA 🇺🇸

[Jesse Morse, M.D. @DrJesseMorse]

José Ramírez - left hamate bone fracture

These usually take 6-8 weeks to return to the field.

Also good chance his power won’t be 100% until 2027.

3 other players suffered this fracture earlier this year:

Corbin Carroll
Francisco Lindor
Jackson Holliday

FWIW, Ramirez suffered a right hamate bone fracture in 2019. He returned in 4 weeks in time for the playoffs. If not the season would have been over.

6 weeks is ideal.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

Once again, the Biden Administration had a trans man pull his fake tits out on the White House lawn.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Stephen A. Smith: “I would give anything to be able to say something definitively in Karmelo Anthony’s defense. If there was a shred of innocence to the incident itself, I would say so. I don’t want to see another black young man going to jail.”

“But I don’t give a d*mn about what your race or ethnicity is. Just because you’re white and young doesn’t mean you deserve to be m*rdered. And just because you’re black and young … doesn’t give you a license to m*rder someone.”

“That’s what happened.”

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Where we looting in NYC

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: President Trump announces that the United States has carried out a lethal kinetic strike, taking out Tren De Aragua leader Niño Guerrero.

“At my direction, the United States Southern Command delivered a swift and lethal kinetic strike to successfully execute Niño Guerrero, the infamous leader of Tren De Aragua, one of the most bloodthirsty Terrorist Organizations on Planet Earth,” President Trump announced on Truth.

“….Tren de Aragua terrorists no longer have safe haven in Venezuela or anywhere else and, under my leadership, we will find these vicious murderers and drugs lords anytime, anyplace, and send them to the depths of hell where they belong. GOD BLESS AMERICA! President DONALD J. TRUMP.”

[Jim Ferguson @JimFergusonUK]

🚨 BELFAST'S EXPLOSIVE UNREST HAS NOW REACHED AMERICA

Fox News is now leading coverage of the growing crisis in Northern Ireland as images of burning vehicles, street clashes and mass demonstrations spread around the world.

What started with a brutal attack has become a story that is dominating international headlines.

Tonight, Belfast is no longer just Northern Ireland's story.

It is a global story.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[Ada 💞star girl @Oluchisxn]

God made Shaq a little bigger cause he knew his heart would be so big he needed the body to hold it 💪

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Calling a timeout up 20+!? What an idiot!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Spurs fans in the streets of Manhattan right now