(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen

(Run by a minor, @R0W4NxXxST4T1C)

Regrettably the chief financial officer, legal councel, and manager of the death metal band, Dethklok.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

Hm, any and all questions you may have can be directed to my strawpage.

https://t.co/cGccVtyNLw

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok I CAN. I can control myself.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

Because im always hung over.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Maybe I should start calling you that actually.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

Ew... go away before I have you executed.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok //GIGGLING, I HAD TO, THE IMAGE WAS SO CUTE IN MY HEAD😭

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok I can control that as well.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok I DONT- dear lord you are insufferable sometimes.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

No.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Quit- quit the licking.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok I can control myself.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Okay fuck you.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Do stop that.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Shut up, im not that bad.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok People like what they like, cant judge them for trying.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

//is this meant to be a reference to that one video where the girl is like "is that seat taken" and the dude goes "thats my lap"?? Im confused😭

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

What seat??

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Stop that.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Im ignoring whatever you have to say now.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

What?

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Dont.

[(Mean) Charles F. Offdensen @Klokofdeth]

@meowmord_klok Dont. Dont say it. For whats left sanity dont say it.