kyle lewis

don’t listen to me // he/him

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Every year the Dodgers just kinda forget how to play baseball for a little while

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@NoahMPfister Tbh you probably should have come to that conclusion after reading “Eli Roth”

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I want more devices that do less things

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He’s doing Travis Scott in reverse

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I now understand why my senior associate smokes so much

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@ppleater420 Lobster Geordie 🥹

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@ppleater420 It’s unfortunately the worst time to do it because 40 year old men have absolutely ruined the hobby. Everything costs like 5x more and stores get cleared out immediately 😭😭

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@ppleater420 Let’s gooooo

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Thank you scammers!

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Getting more tattoos cause those are the only parts of my body I actually remember to moisturize

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All of my friends want to kill me

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Any time I’ve gotten drunk in the past month I’ve started singing Otherside as Randy Newman. Honestly it’s a 10/10 bit

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Classic Christmas cookie design

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Target has an ass selection of glasses frames but they take my insurance so now I look like Bob Burnquist

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(To the tune of “Isn’t She Lovely”) David Duchovney

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@ppleater420 Those are rookie numbers, I could pour way more than 2 cups of coffee on my car’s interior if you gave me a whole 2 days

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@ppleater420 I miss when conservative presidents would accidentally appoint justices who ended up being liberal

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@ppleater420 Yeah and tbf I was being annoyingly technical (law school is actively making me worse)

[kyle lewis @Kloowis]

Had two lawyers come in to talk to my trial advocacy class. One defended Kevin Spacey and the other defended Harvey Weinstein. A real hall of fame lineup.

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@ppleater420 Also technically not criminal defense lawyers cause they were both Civil trials