Luke Klosterman

I tweet a lot of random stuff with some gems here and there

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

Al horford after Giannis stared him down

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

An all-time pitching performance by Jacob Misiorowski. He threw a one-hit Maddux and punched 15. The most in a >99-pitch shutout before was Tarik Skubal's 13. This is Miz finding out in real time what he can be. The velocity is mind-bending. All of it is.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

@DieselAndMe #kindnessonly

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@RobGotWings Because it depends on what teams are interested in him? No team in the top 5 is gonna be interested

[rio 🇧🇷 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 @pilgeousx]

one year apart same situation one delivered and the other didn't

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@JoestarJokic I don’t know but Caruso has to be there

[𝓕 🪄 @Fiizop]

It’s sad spurs fans have no clue this was the best chance for another 4 years. Ant was the only PU3 shooter they played and he was 60% at best, OKC no Dubb or Ajay, Boozer otw and this was the last year without the Hawk-Eye to call Wemby goaltends and slash bros travels

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

The people who have it the worst from Trump’s appearance at MSG tonight are the local workers, restaurants, bars, and other businesses. Tonight was going to be their best day of business possibly ever. Trump robbed them of that entirely. Very unfortunate, yet very on brand.

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@RangerApologist Why brewers getting slandered they don’t even got one

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@Coopz___ Alex Caruso?

[PokeNation @Big12Pokes]

The Spurs now have the largest free throw differential in NBA playoff history. The media has created basketball hell. Good job NBA Twitter.

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@Nittanylion02 You’re probably right, but I need excuses to cope so the hip injury will do

[jeffonsports @jeff_on_sports]

again, okc is the only team where every individual is overrated who also waltzed into 64 wins and a 7 game WCF series without an all nba guy despite nobody being actually good

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@_JacksonGordon @TiWindisch Lmao no he won’t take a deep breath

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

OKC fans as a consensus on here are some of the biggest babies ever who hide at any sign of adversity for a team that repeatedly comes through in times of adversity. They don’t lose at Paycom unless it’s an all time clutch shot in game 1 (Gordon, Hali, Wemby) and they don’t lose back-to-back. 9-0 in the last two postseasons in such scenarios. Stand up, stop doom scrolling, wipe the tears off your face, and fix the sulk.

We ARE winning game 7.

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@BiasedHouston He knows it won’t matter in the long run. Soon they’ll be calling him a bitch from the couch and he’ll be competing for his 2nd ring.

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@dilanpatel198 @PranavSriraman He will save us once again

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@dilanpatel198 @PranavSriraman Just like game 4, just like game 6 Denver, just like game 6 IND. trust the guys to figure it out you lose nothing by doing it.

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@dilanpatel198 @PranavSriraman Sure, not saying San Antonio can’t win, but you gain nothing as a fan to wave the towel now

[Luke Klosterman @KlostermanLuke]

@tonyrivv31 @2EasyShai @okcamars Well duh, but that’s not what the post is saying