Cole Powerplant

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

I pray to god everyday that I wake up as the third property brother

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

@5Ioko So real

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

I enlisted with thoughts of being a hero and an end to the war, like my dad before me. Along with my fingers that all froze away when I felt her icy winds. There’s no glory on Europa. There’s only war and the bodies of good men frozen forever in time.

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

@5Ioko 2026 we’re bringing back pwned

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Who’s in American fork , Utah ????????

[Ghoul City 🧟‍♂️ @TheGhoulCity]

I miss my wife

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

14 year old me explains my search history to my mom

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i was thinking “porn is a weird word, i wonder where it comes from” and in a moment of genius intellect i googled “porn” assuming that the first thing to come up would be a resource like a definition or wikipedia page which could show etymology. this was not the case.

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

Tailbone

[autocorrect2.0 @autocorrect2_0]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Expecting us to believe in evolution is insulting. It’s the ultimate IQ test.

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

Another beautiful aircraft lost to a needless lack of woke

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

WATCH: New video shows U.S. Navy fighter jet crashing into the San Diego Bay earlier today

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

Elon hit that shit fr

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

Inshallah 🙏

[Mike Harvey @MikeHarvey4You]

@BarackObama @JoeBiden There will not be another Joe Biden in our political sphere.

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

@5Ioko That’s a doom my guy

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

How 2025 is going to feel

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

Biden called and said they’re making it illegal for a white boy to listen to Devo at the gym. I told him go ahead and send a seal team to perforate me cuz I ain’t stoppin 💯🔥

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

@5Ioko It’ll all be okay when my parlay hits

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

Soy right

[JD Evers @EversForgeworks]

We must haz.

[Cole Powerplant @Klylyle]

Isn’t that how they got RFK?

[holls ⸆⸉ @holltoleratesit]

Look what I just stumbled across 😭 they really go through the kitchen 😭