Kelli ⚔️

She/her • Swiftie

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

Heated rivalry has me crashing out

[SΞAN @Seanlofficial]

These three realizing it was never that serious #TheWhiteLotus

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

Nobody gives a fuck that y’all didn’t use TikTok I’ll slap the shit out of anybody right now.

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

Bruh fuck off

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Has anyone ever been this excited about a Monday before?

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

My man had not a single clue what was going on when he booked us a spa retreat for January 20th as my Christmas present but thank god he did

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

Ok so aside from the vaginoplasty song Emilia Perez was actually a great movie 😭😭😭

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

OK WAIT????????!!!!!! Isn’t kid rock like Donald trumps press secretary now. Did I manifest this

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

How long until Trump tweets in Kid Rocks defense lmao

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

Fuckkkkkkk

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

A second term President no longer has to worry about re-election. If you thought Trump was bold in his first term just wait until his second. I’m terrified. Vote for Biden. Please

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

So idk if I’ve been in denial or just like dissociating for 10 days but I feel as though it just hit me that we have to deal with Donald Trump for 4 more years. 2016-2020 was a rough time to know me. I fear I will be just as insufferable

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

I have no words

[News 8 WROC @News_8]

#Election2024 New York voters have approved Proposition 1.
https://t.co/24w3OahVzu

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

Sooooo joke was on me 🤪 here’s to hoping this tweet actually comes true tomorrow lmaooo

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

HOLY SHIT. It’s been a long four years but we did it. I knew we could. I can’t wait to never think or talk about Donald Trump ever again. ✌🏼

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

I swear to god there’s nothing binge watching Taylor swift reaction videos on YouTube can’t fix. I am HEALED

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

Sabrina Carpenter is really that girl. I am ……. Obsessed with her

[Allen K. @AllenK_81]

Michelle Obama saying she's been at every powerful table you could think of and quickly realizing "they're not that smart." I think about how many women feel that exact same way while in male-dominated rooms/fields.

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

This is me I’m afraid lmaooooo

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

it's insane meeting someone in real life who you can tell just watches a lot of tik tok videos to the point that it's shaped how they talk. i don't even mean zoomers, like there are people in their mid-30s who do this and it's always wildly jarring

[Kelli ⚔️ @Kmacmast]

Dinner in America is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen why did no one tell me ????

[snuffles ☆ ⸆⸉ @niffscardigan]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O that's that me espresso what if he's writtteennnn mine on my upper thigh i could eat that girl for lunch TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES he laughs at all my jokes and he says i'm so americannnn i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker