Kmart Australia

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Mariah Carey I love you but please shut the fuck up.

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We're better than target

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why are we open to 12 o'clock who wants to come into kmart that late bro wtf

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Turns out the pallet jack just hates people who don't where high-vis when using it.
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One of our pallet jacks is cursed, it only lets people who are "worthy" use it. If you aren't worthy it crushes you. We've lost 6 employees this week.

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@benhopp02821101 next time lift with you knees

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One of our employees is now on workers comp because their spine shattered into 2.5 million pieces after they lifted with their back and instead of their knees

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when target and kmart got the new price guns target got fancy red ones that goes with their theme but kmart got the normal boring black ones why couldn't we get blue ones that go with our theme target is so spoiled man

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One of our pallet jacks is cursed, it only lets people who are "worthy" use it. If you aren't worthy it crushes you. We've lost 6 employees this week.

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My favorite colour is kmart blue