Kevin Martin™

Born at a really young age. The University of Toledo 18, ΣΦΕ Ohio Iota Alumni

[DoctorsTARDIS @Tormenta's big day @Doctors__TARDIS]

This is absurd @SixFlags

Dick Kinzel would never.

TT2 is on 2 trains, black is still in teardown.

Yall shouldn't have cut all those full time maintenance positions

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Mr. Beast is owed a lot of apologies. Everyone thought he’d ruin the season. But he came off likable, humble, stayed out of the way and gave us one of the best twists and insane moments ever. There’s a reason he’s built a gameshow empire. More him and less Fallon #Survivor50

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

It’s time for Toledo football to hit the next level.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

The great and powerful @elonmusk.
If it wasn't for him we'd be fucked. He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and I agree with him every step of the way.
For the record, yes, that's an endorsement of Trump.
Enjoy the podcast

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we tarp slide. https://t.co/kuH9HiABkj

[Kevin Martin™ @Kmart__32]

Because 2020 sucks and today is October, it’s time for the Christmas season to turn this year around

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

So much wasted talent. More losing than you could ever imagine. A plethora of number one draft picks. Not a single Super Bowl win.... I present to you, the Bermuda Triangle of the NFL

[Jared @jrepas42]

Professors last year - “You better be in the ER or dead if you’re not in class.”

Professors this year - “If you have the sniffles, you should stay home.”

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

We have six really good starting pitchers.

Let that sink in.

[Jacob Smith @jacob_smith1172]

My mom has convinced a truly remarkable amount of people on Facebook that she is driving around town with a live coyote in her car. It’s getting to the point where some are commending her for her heart of gold for picking up a LIVE COYOTE 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

The schedule you've all been waiting for!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

“You’d kick my ass, that’s why I said it on Twitter.” 😂 ⠀
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(h/t @rudy_betrayed)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mime of the year award goes to this guy.

[Alex @775AC]

American healthcare be like

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This 70-step trick shot just keeps getting better 🤯

(via creezy/YouTube)

[SN Ohio @SN_Ohio]

The new Nike ad is 🔥 https://t.co/z2cfPKNoJY

[Log @LoganMP16]

Why do men naturally call some guys by their last names and some by their first names?

[summy♥️ @summer_lovin646]

Oh to be on a the Millenium Force at 10pm at Cedar Point, reaching the top of the first hill, and smelling the lake air and the cool breeze hitting your face as your stomach drops with the ride.