Keith Mench

More then likely the only Dallas Mavericks fan in northern Michigan.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

The dove ain’t flyin, gunna drink a bottle of wine and watch Halloweentown.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

If you don’t like Alan Jackson then fuck you.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

While we're at it, if you don't like George Strait then fuck you too.

[Keith Mench @Kmench_41]

@andrewszn8 @lucascade31

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

I’m a middle of the road, not much to show underachieving average Joe
But I’m a hell of a lover, a damn good brother & I wear this heart on my sleeve
& I’m a damn hard working
One thing’s for certain, I stand up for what I believe
That might not mean much to you but it does to me

[Keith Mench @Kmench_41]

Alright let’s square something up really fast, if you say your from the Midwest but live in the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas or Missouri you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[Keith Mench @Kmench_41]

Of course there’s a Karen complaining about something in there.

[Positive Thoughts @jasoncvincent]

Facebook forgot who Barry Sanders is and is freaking out at Garth Brooks for wearing a jersey and I’m dying.

[Keith Mench @Kmench_41]

LETTS FUCKING GOO @SpacestationGG

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

This one damn near broke me

[Kevin C. @SuperVuelo24]

Kobe gave us one last game winner. The look of admiration on Vanessa’s face. How much Gigi loved him and the game. Terrible day.

[brooke @brookeab]

i am a big ball of anxiety lately

[Keith Mench @Kmench_41]

He’s not actually gone right? Like this is just a sick joke someone has to be playing on us.

[‘ @roastedrants]

Kangaroo can’t stop hugging the volunteer who saved her life

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

I’d put a fried egg on pussy if my wife would let me.

[Jev @Jev]

No idea what I did the last 10 years

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Man. Traffic on Nowitzki way Is insane....

[Keith Mench @Kmench_41]

Rumor is luck is retiring to teach, how to fuck over your team 101.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Sing it buddy! Watch out for that spider though!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Tim Duncan doesn't know a lick about coaching. I don't even know why I hired him."

Pop has jokes for Duncan 😂

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

THIS IS WHAT BASEBALL NEEDS!!!