Ex: I don't like riding horses. I like to ride brainless things.
Me: I have some tragic news for you then....
His parents who I forgot were in the car: LMFAO!!
Me: ๐ณ๐๐๐
Ftw, when you recall that moment you mortally embarrassed yourself in front of an Ex's parents.
Guess what, they still liked me better than his now wife.
You ever start liking somebody but you're both so guarded because of past shit that you start thinking, "do I actually like them or just their dick?" ๐ค๐ค
And then they do some cute shit and you just get more knotted about it all.
I need Taco Bell.
While friend is driving...
Friend: "Should I hit him?"
Me: "Do it."
Friend: "Who let you have carbs today?"
Because apparantly carbs make me murderous.