Kendall Mordetzky

Sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Little white boys are being told that they can…

Rape and sexually assault women
Lie incessantly
Be convicted of multiple felonies
Hang out with child sex traffickers
Idolize dictators
Have sex with porn actresses and prostitutes
Steal money from charities
Incite riots
Compliment nazis
Ridicule the disabled
Hate Black people
Be indicted and have 88 criminal charges
Be sued for discrimination by the Department of Justice
Go bankrupt multiple times
Run scam businesses
Inspire mass murderers

…and still be president of the United States

#Election2024

[sadity @SydneyAngelaa]

Happy election day! If you voted for Trump, don't ever speak to me again and i'm deadass! 🫶🏼

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[🂱 @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[gill @contactabrother]

yea i’m a gamer

[Kendall Mordetzky @Kmordetzky]

@wesleycappiello Lmk when you figure out how to get off

[NYT Theater @nytimestheater]

Stephen Sondheim, the revered and influential composer-lyricist behind some of Broadway’s most beloved and celebrated shows, has died at 91. https://t.co/8lSmZrbQEh

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

CDC says 8-bar cuts only for the rest of the day. They ran late for lunch.

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

Today on Easter Sunday we celebrate someone very special coming back from the dead.

[Shaniyah @La_BellaRubia]

Me looking at my Instagram pics trying to figure out my likes #Instagram

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Hi anxiety, how are ya?

[Dante @HausOfDanty]

#2 on the equity list! Monitor will be here at 9am

[nile @nileandah]

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG

[Kendall Mordetzky @Kmordetzky]

😌✨🧚