Kristy Knaggs

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[Benoit Blanc voice] now her sistah was a witch, correct? and what was HER sistah? the wicked witch of the East

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

[Benoit Blanc voice] Hells bells these Muppets have gotten themselves into some sort of great caper.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Cinema has existed for over a century and Dracula has never met a dolphin in any movie.
There are so many stories left to tell.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody :

absolutely nobody:

my brain:

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

let them visit the white lotus

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Every year since 2016, over 3,500 children or teens have been killed by guns in America. You know what has not killed a single child or teen in any year in history? Drag performances.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.

[AndieIsOnline @AndieIsOnline]

looking for hot local soups in my area

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

[Jiselle @jiselle_andrea_]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[anna @googleschromes]

the s in STEM stands for slut

[ZOE AMIRA SLICK 🦋 @zoeamira]

i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Biding time till my 5 pm Diet Coke

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

the two genders are march madness and summertime sadness