Elon Muscatel

I have a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth.

Cast member of @HealthHitsXP - a live-streaming #DnD show featuring space pirates.

Yarr.

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

I adore steatopygia; furthermore, I am unable to dissemble.
Thou, "aliis fratribus," are prohibited from gainsaying.

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@Super70sSports Kate Bishop.

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@ninawolverina Nice!

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@guy_prog @kevinleegunz @JinkxMonsoon Amen.

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@WethopPeele @ryangrim @kthalps See: Kavanaugh, Brett

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@tonyscampanelli @JabariBrisport You've already got this guy - what the hell more do you need?!

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@RioSlade "You know what will fix this? More tax cuts for the wealthy!"

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@kwheaton Bias, you say?!

Someone should make a game to illustrate that!

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@FreyjaErlings But... but... BALANCE!!!!!!!

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@girlziplocked Man, did this shithole place miss your presence during your hiatus.
Thanks for coming back.

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

#GuessTheSongMidjourney

Here was the prompt:
"[Song Title] in the style of [Artist]"

You just need to identify the parts in brackets!

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@mattyhoran Now, now. Let's not be hasty.
His Grandpa COULD have been downsized during the Operation Quicksilver army drawdown of the 1990s...

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

So, was your Paw-paw part of the fake invasion that never happened, the nuclear tests that vented radiation into the atmosphere, or was he downsized in the 1990s?

[🇺🇸🙏 Pissed Off Nation🙏 🇺🇸 @PhoenixRisingU]

@HNTurtledove F off my grandfather, who was a part of Operation Quicksilver, was not and will never be Antifa. HE WAS A PATRIOT. You puke.

[kate wagner @derailleurkate]

The people who introduced deranged and violent transphobia into cycling during a time when transgender people face unprecedented persecution and state-sponsored violence have no place in our sport, don’t actually care about women’s sport, and should be ashamed of themselves.

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@longwall26 Jesus, Jason. Why, man?
Why?

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@ninawolverina Which will get me reading Unwanted Prophet Volume 2 sooner? I vote for that!

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@LibyaLiberty Elon is both a Ninja and a Foodi, so it tracks.

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@ninawolverina Is... is Quincy talking to Nina?

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@chairmanMAO_92 @ShayWoulahan @Channel4News So, as is usually the case when something is said on Twitter, there is more context.
1) the person in question is raising money for their friend Darren Moore's FUNERAL.
2) the 39-year Moore was convicted in 1999 of having sex with a 14 year old. When Moore was 15 or 16.

[Elon Muscatel @KnaveRupe]

@ShayWoulahan @Channel4News "...fundraising for A FUNERAL for his friend..."

There. Fixed.