Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌

I will reinvent myself as many times as I want. A keen observer and a softie at heart ❤️💕

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Do NOT kill yourself!! You HAVE TO be here the day Tinubu dies

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Mamadani please fix this😭😭😭

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

I got this with Scavengers Reign.
One of the best out there

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

@tfisdisguy Soon you'll be spiderman

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Mamdani should come and do a 4yr tour in Nigeria 🥺

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Emotionally dead inside, low battery, listening to WurlD and eating an above average spaghetti I cooked
What an existence

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Whatever happened to Sarz and WurlD?
I loved those guys. Come back please 🥺🤲🏻

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

@Techbeasttt Yeah bro?

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

@Techbeasttt She dead?

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

@Techbeasttt Oh I'm sorry
Who was she?

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

The uneasy realization that some of our Nigerian parents were closest homosexuals😬

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

In Benin, we have something called the 7 days rain. During this period, u gona drown. And u might be thinking, "oh I have a car". Noo,
You're still gonna drown, in both water and mechanic bills because the road are T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E but it's ok, at least Okpebs BTC gave us flyover

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

How it feels to release a fart in public you've been holding for a really long time and everyone hears it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to release your inhibitions

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

I'm tired of this fucking trend!!!!😭😭😭

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Apple products make doctors evaporate

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

The only person who made work bearable is going on leave tomorrow

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Thunder don strike me tire, my spark nor gree come back

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

And it's why we have so many deadbeat dads because, the children are expected to always find them no matter what

[shona @Officiallshona]

Everyone keeps talking about “giving grace to your parents” but you hardly hear them say give grace to your children. It’s embedded in our culture and religion. That is why we have so many parents repeating the cycle because they know the society will always back them up.

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Hey oomfs
I know you're gonna see this and ignore it but I want you to know that I'm gonna rub one out for you tonight
Your deserve it 😊💓

[Oneiros_Dev_🫩🧑🏻‍💻🌌 @Knave_Of_Cards]

Oh my God it actually works 😱