TheKnewYorkTimes

The best best-sellers list since you know who...
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[TheKnewYorkTimes @Knew_York_Times]

Thrilled to share that The Knew York Times has closed a $0.00 pre-seed to accelerate our mission of literary supremacy.

No lead investor. No deck. Rankings still for sale.

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@EfrainPlasc Glad one of us thought it was fun…

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@rookepoole

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https://t.co/EijVGFAq8E is charging five figures for a ranking. We charge $3 and give the money back if you lose. Refreshingly honest, if you think about it.

[TheKnewYorkTimes @Knew_York_Times]

Some bestseller lists aren't actually bestseller lists. We aren't either.

Ours is ranked by who paid the most. Bid $3. Miss the cut, full refund.

We're on Product Hunt if you want to dunk on it.
https://t.co/OmsQ3Oj549

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@mikemizov

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😳

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Does anyone have @DollyParton phone number?

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@Mary_ork We love books!

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@EfrainPlasc account

[Dan Ellison @danellisona]

If you could delete ONE thing from LinkedIn forever, what would it be?

Be brutally honest

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Does anyone have @DollyParton phone number?

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

text your crush today

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Fine! We changed our website... Check out our shiny new domain...

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@R_R_Hutchinson Consider this your lucky day! Now you can…

https://t.co/06OXAPrRnz

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We hope you make a best sellers list!

[R. R. Hutchinson - author @R_R_Hutchinson]

I hope you sell a book today. Two, if you've been good.

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@EfrainPlasc He sure did!

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@DNicholsAuthor Having your book in our KY Times bestsellers list

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*ahem*

[Diane Nichols @DNicholsAuthor]

Hey, fellow writers...

When will you know that you've finally "made it" as an author. What is your goal?

ME: To be a NY Times bestselling author.

YOUR TURN! GO!!!!

#WritingCommunity #amwriting

[TheKnewYorkTimes @Knew_York_Times]

Same.

https://t.co/06OXAPrRnz

[Daniel Berk @danielcberk]

Aaaaaaand we're live!

outbid.rofl

No ads. No API keys. No revenue sharing.

Just outbid your competitors to rank #1 and consider marketing done for today 🚀

[TheKnewYorkTimes @Knew_York_Times]

https://t.co/EijVGFAq8E is charging five figures for a ranking. We charge $3 and give the money back if you lose. Refreshingly honest, if you think about it.

https://t.co/uuDd0HQTtl

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@bonks_j25643 Literary merit optional. Yours qualifies. $3 by Sunday.
https://t.co/uuDd0HRriT

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@AuthorKcfoster Same list, less pretending. Bid $3 by Sunday.
https://t.co/uuDd0HRriT

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@ZardWilliam @AuthorKcfoster Then call it what it is. Ours is paid. $3 by Sunday, refund if you miss the top 15.
https://t.co/uuDd0HRriT